Ovedya Posted February 9, 2005 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 375 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 11,400 Content Per Day: 1.44 Reputation: 125 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/30/2002 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/14/1971 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Why do they call them apartments? They're all stuck together!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted February 9, 2005 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 706 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 22 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/30/2004 Status: Offline Share Posted February 9, 2005 That is hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finding God (angel) Posted February 9, 2005 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 372 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/31/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/20/1990 Share Posted February 9, 2005 You know what I have never been more confused.I am sick and reading this makes me think I have no brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Steve Posted February 10, 2005 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 35 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 274 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/24/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 01/05/1969 Share Posted February 10, 2005 If I was floating between Mars and Earth, I would be more worried of where my space shuttle is. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree, if the shuttle driver left me, we'll be having a little chat the next time I run into him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest koni Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Up would be which ever direction my head was pointed and down would be which ever direction my feet were pointed...i think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedya Posted February 10, 2005 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 375 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 11,400 Content Per Day: 1.44 Reputation: 125 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/30/2002 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/14/1971 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusisGod2 Posted February 10, 2005 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2,065 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 128 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/29/2003 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/03/1958 Share Posted February 10, 2005 What I wanna know is ....... "Who's on first .....?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exactly. 1) Murphy's Law states, and I quote, "A piece of toast, when dropped, will always fall butter-side down." 2) A cat, when tossed into the air will, barring any obstructions, always land upon its feet. 3) Therefore, it stands to reason that if one were to affix a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and tossed it into the air, anti-gravity would be acheived. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats deep!!!!!!!!!!!!! See what you all have done! Me kitchen floor is gonna get dirty, cuz I have not a brain, and want to see if this is correct lol. I know what you mean, I am about to go get my neighbors cat and.............(good thing I'm a dog lover) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thomas I believe Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Do they make spacesuits for cat's ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Posted February 10, 2005 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 97 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,550 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 8 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/18/2003 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/15/1943 Share Posted February 10, 2005 *Can a "house" really fly? Or a "horse" fly for that matter? * 'somethin' else I've wondered about, the "Church mouse", does it attend church?? *Aw... but I am always amazed when the news media says they are broadcasting LIVE. I wouldn't want in any other way (after all, who'd want to look at dead stuff). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedya Posted February 10, 2005 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 375 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 11,400 Content Per Day: 1.44 Reputation: 125 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/30/2002 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/14/1971 Share Posted February 10, 2005 What is it about you people that you are constantly asking questions that drive me nutty all day long?? I drive a truck and have WAY too much time for thinking!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ........And since you drive a truck......Have you ever actually been bored enough to use those spedometer checkpoints along the state highways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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