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Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world.

http://www.worthynews.com/news/foxnews-com...297121,00-html/

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I figure God will not be impressed with a court order. :24::24:

This is so sad, :24: its funny.

Now: What do you suppose would happen if He showed up for the court date? :24::P

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Now: What do you suppose would happen if He showed up for the court date?

Now that's a good one.

This man either needs a white coat or is trying to be relavant D.C. style. This proves that we have elected the wrong people to office. Instead of burdening the court system, petition the people to repent. That would surely bring quicker results.

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From the article--

Chambers says he isn't suing God because he has any kind of beef with the deity. He says the suit is to fight possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits. Chambers tells KPTM FOX 42 News that his lawsuit is in response to bills brought forth by other state senators to try and stop lawsuits from being filed.

Typical politician.

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I say we pass a law that states one can only become a politician if they pass a mental health exam.

....scratch that. If that was the case, we'd have no government.

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I say we pass a law that states one can only become a politician if they pass a mental health exam.

Yeah, but WHOSE exam? If liberals authored it, we'd have loonier loons than we have now.

....scratch that. If that was the case, we'd have no government.

:whistling::whistling:Maybe we'd have the extremely limited government we should have, with only the sane people running it. Wouldn't that be a breath of fresh air!!

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Someone has been watching a certen Billy Connley movie

Which one? Never heard of him.

:whistling:

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and if he ...was to do that ......

Wonder how much money he is suing for.....for damages ?

Wonder what he expects to get from God.... BILLIONS ??? .... :b:

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Someone has been watching a certen Billy Connley movie

Which one? Never heard of him.

:blink:

Billy Connley is a Scottish comedian who acted in a movie called "The man who sued God"

I never saw it though.

What does this idiot senator expect from this anyway?

Lets just say for a minute that he 'won' his case does he expect the disasters will just stop? :24:

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I say we pass a law that states one can only become a politician if they pass a mental health exam.

....scratch that. If that was the case, we'd have no government.

You forgot the drug test!

It needs to be a random drug test -- if they're not crazy, then they have got to be on something.

....... better drug test who ever is writing the mental health exam too. Can't be too careful...............

:blink::24:

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