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Ghostdog

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    Cats vs Hamsters!

    im not gonna try to eat that cat
  2. im one of those peole except im candian so i cant blame the gop
  3. the word squaw is what the early white settlers called the native american women cause they didnt know the word for woman
  4. wonder if anti masker will protest this mask recommendation?
  5. because of ther wildfires burning in canada some people will be wearing masks again cant seem to catch a break eh? lol
  6. how has your christian beliefs changed over the years? for me i got saved in a pentecostal church that taught act 2:38 was the only way to heaven, women wore jean skirts and never cut their hair, tongues was proof that your had the holy ghost. it wasnt until i started coming here that i saw that not everything i was taught was not set in stone. just because someone believes differently doesnt mean that their not saved, fire and brimstone preaching isnt needed every sunday.
  7. with this new millitary army we will rule the world OTTAWA, CANADA– Throughout Canada’s history, the brave people of the Canadian Army have fought to defend the safety and honor of its country. Canada’s current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will undoubtedly go down in history as well, thanks to his new armed forces military program that he guarantees will set the great northern country apart form the rest of the world. The Canada Goose Military Unit program is unlike any other military unit in the world, claims Trudeau. He says he came up with the idea of utilizing geese as weapons of mass destruction after spending a day in a local park picking up dangerous plastic straws and spoons. “I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, eh,” Trudeau said as he batted his long eyelashes. “I was standing there in the local Canada Goose Droppings Park, eh, and I saw all these glorious geese walking so orderly in a straight line and I immediately thought that these nubile fellows would make great servicemen and women, eh.” Trudeau went on to say that it is an honor and a privilege to have these dedicated geese serve directly under him and he’s proud that they chose to give back to the country that has treated them so well. With millions of Canada geese at Trudeau’s personal disposal, he promises that these large, masculine, hunky birds will strike fear in the hearts of the enemy. Under both sun and rain, the geese undergo a ten week training course to get them acclimated to the rigors of working directly under Trudeau as his personal military companions. When asked by CNN Canada Eh reporters exactly what it is that these geese are training for, Trudeau furrowed his eyebrows and giggled inappropriately. “That’s top secret government stuff, eh,” Trudeau said sternly as he showed a few geese how to properly search the ground for food with his mouth. “Let’s just say that the world will never look at us Canadians in the same way after I get done improving our country. “I’m taking these geese under my wing, so to speak, and teaching them everything that I know from years of my vast military training,” Trudeau promised, showing reporters his cute goose socks. “Every one of these gorgeous birds will be experts in the art of warfare, eh, and I’m fitting every one of them with their own adorable army helmets and flashy backpacks so they can look like real passionate military guys. No one will even notice that they’re all in blackface.” Trudeau ended his statement by saying that training all these geese in the art of Trudeau-style techniques will cost the Canadian taxpayers a meager C$1,305,049,200,000 (US$988 billion.) He promises this a small price to pay, saying that if geese are busy then they won’t have as much time to defecate, which in turn will help combat climate change and save the polar ice caps from melting. No word on whether United States President Joe Biden will be utilizing similar techniques with America’s millions of seagulls.
  8. well we are the only country in the world thats never been defeated in battle
  9. ill still take being candian over being american anyday
  10. after a some thought i decided to put the pendant on a chain and put it in a small display case
  11. you were complaining bout this thread being 6 pages so i thought id show a thread i startedthat has a lot more
  12. some made me pause and ask myself why i want to wear a chain and i never thought bout weaker brothers
  13. HA HA APRIL FOOLS i aint going nowhere
  14. i got a wolf pendant from a friend and i dont know if i should get a chain for it i know some christians say that the only jewery a man should wear is a wedding ring but if i dont use the pendant why keep it?
  15. how far does family go? immidiate family? extended family? christian are a family as we are brothers and sisters in the lord so if one of us doe commit a crime do we all have to be killed? an eye for an eye is never a good thing
  16. i know that God did in bible times but does He still do that and if so what did He name you?
  17. i confess that this confession is just to let you know that i confessed
  18. it did but i didnt hear about it until 2007 or so
  19. tommorrow is single awareness day or SAD. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Singles Awareness Day (or Singles Appreciation Day) is celebrated on February 15 each year. It is an unofficial holiday celebrated by single people. It serves as a complement to Valentine's Day for people who are single, and not married or in a romantic relationship. It is a celebration of love in all forms recognizing the love between friends, family and loving yourself. Some people who observe Singles Awareness Day do so out of spite for Valentine's Day
  20. the only time i swear is when i hurt myself or im having a bad gaming session. most of the time i try to say other words in place of them
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