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So, we've got a dog, and she's hyper, jumps up on the bed and stuff and I can only count the number of times I've had to move the bible to a shelf simply to keep it out of reach : ) And I was wondering, if anyone has ever had any unfortunate experiences with Pets and Bibles haha

This is a true story meant to be humorist. Or at less I try to find the humor in it. It is story time all! Another holiday with my mother in law! We have to laugh so we don't cry. I went to my mother in law's house for the 4th of July. Here is what happen. It started with the grill. I was going to be grilling hamburgers. My mother in law seem to not understand that you have to heat the grill up first. She got all on my case because I had not put the hamburgers on the grill yet and was complaining the potatoes were going to be done soon. I tried to explain I have to wait till the grill is hot and that I am watching the temp on it. She just kept lifting the lid off on the grill saying "your the one who is suppose to be doing the grill I am not doing it!" Then she ran off into the house all mad because I had not put the hamburgers on the grill yet saying something about potatoes. Once the grill reached the right temp I put the hamburgers on. I offered hamburgers to everyone but my mother in law did not want one and wanted to grill up slice ham instead for herself. My sister in law who was there, told me that mother will not eat stuff that other people make. So whatever I guess. Mother can have her sliced ham while rest of us eat the hamburgers. They were good hamburgers. After we ate, we were sitting around and we heard music up the street. It was the ice cream truck! We all yelled ice cream truck and ran to the street! My mother in law yelled after us "your acting little kids" ! I guess she didn't want any ice cream. So I got ice cream, my daughter got ice cream! It was fun. When we got back to the garage with our ice cream, my daughter's ice cream had started to drip a little. My mother in law sat there and started harping on my daughter about her ice cream dripping. Well the harping about dripping ice cream went on until the ice cream was ate. So we sat around again and me and my sister in law started talking about moves. She then decided she wanted to come over to my place to watch a movie. But my sister in law (who is 49 years old) was afraid to tell her mother that she was going to my house to watch a movie. She kept whispering to me "you tell her for me I don't want to tell her I'm leaving with you." To which I said, "girl you are a grown women. You are allowed to leave the house!" I guess she was afraid of making her mother mad. It was about this time that my mother in law started jumping on my sister in law(her daughter) about sweeping the garage floor. Well I sat and watched while the two of them ended up in an argument over sweeping the garage floor and then decided that this maybe a good time to leave. So I stood up and announced that we were going to go and that Beth( my sister in law) was going to come over to our place and watch a movie. That seem to put an end to the sweeping the garage floor argument. The End! So there you are folks! Another holiday with mother in law.

This is so funny.... http://churchoflaugh.com/eager-to-get-baptized/

Watch this video to see how this adorable baby laughs out of control. You will really enjoy watching it. http://www.godfruits.com/13205/he-giggles-so-much-that-he-cant-sit-up-i-cant-stop-laughing.php

This video made me take a second look at my life. He has truly shown that there are still some hope for our world.

here's a short vid i made with some friends. hope you like it!