Guest LadyC Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 i'm taking my blanket (and my cat) and going home now you guys are mean........ we need a thumb-sucking blanket-dragging emoticon on this board LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyguy Posted May 6, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3,331 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 71 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/15/2008 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/24/1965 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 you can't prove my cat wouldn't beat up a pit bull! That's like saying I can't prove the sun is actually hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted May 6, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Share Posted May 6, 2010 But seriously, those dogs are going to bark all the time, especially if I was there singing..... Has anyone got the church's e mail address, cause I have the solution. Take a six inch long piece of garden hose. Insert it in the dogs rear end (with pitbulls this is a delicate operation) When the dog barks it can't get compression, and instead of going "WOOF, WOOF", it sort of goes "whoosh, whoosh" Hey, it's an idea that might work..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyguy Posted May 6, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3,331 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 71 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/15/2008 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/24/1965 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 But seriously, those dogs are going to bark all the time, especially if I was there singing..... Has anyone got the church's e mail address, cause I have the solution. Take a six inch long piece of garden hose. Insert it in the dogs rear end (with pitbulls this is a delicate operation) When the dog barks it can't get compression, and instead of going "WOOF, WOOF", it sort of goes "whoosh, whoosh" Hey, it's an idea that might work..... Somebody has been sippin' too much hard cider... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Durnan Posted May 7, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 121 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2,782 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 49 Days Won: 1 Joined: 06/14/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted May 7, 2010 Trust UltraLibDem Massachusetts (with apology to Junior Senator Scott Brown) to herald "worship services" for dogs and actually whatever else! Why shouldn't Kennedy's fiefdom include "worship" for pit bulls, sacred cows, capuchin monkeys, orca whales & carrion-eating turkey vultures? For one thing, isn't Massachusetts the home of apostate Unitarian Universalists; Mary Baker Glover Patterson's 19th-century cult, "Christian Science", which is neither Christian nor scientific; the hub of homosexual "shacking-up" in defiance of Judeo-Christian Holy Matrimony; and holding the distinction (with Vermont?) of America's most liberal state? Nevertheless I do love Massachusetts after a fashion of sorts: it harbors quaint Cape Cod and hippy Provincetown to be sure, the New England Aquarium plus countless other beauty spots, but "Animal Worship" however defined is definitely quirky & uncool. Truth to relate, Massachusetts' Episcopalian denomination (with all the news that's fit to bury) comes across as a retirement-ready relic. The next thing might see them slipping caviar into trail mix.? Ah, well, there's always the Boston Bruins, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted May 7, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.10 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted May 7, 2010 Trust UltraLibDem Massachusetts (with apology to Junior Senator Scott Brown) to herald "worship services" for dogs and actually whatever else! Why shouldn't Kennedy's fiefdom include "worship" for pit bulls, sacred cows, capuchin monkeys, orca whales & carrion-eating turkey vultures? For one thing, isn't Massachusetts the home of apostate Unitarian Universalists; Mary Baker Glover Patterson's 19th-century cult, "Christian Science", which is neither Christian nor scientific; the hub of homosexual "shacking-up" in defiance of Judeo-Christian Holy Matrimony; and holding the distinction (with Vermont?) of America's most liberal state? Nevertheless I do love Massachusetts after a fashion of sorts: it harbors quaint Cape Cod and hippy Provincetown to be sure, the New England Aquarium plus countless other beauty spots, but "Animal Worship" however defined is definitely quirky & uncool. Truth to relate, Massachusetts' Episcopalian denomination (with all the news that's fit to bury) comes across as a retirement-ready relic. The next thing might see them slipping caviar into trail mix.? Ah, well, there's always the Boston Bruins, right? FYI: Scott Brown IS a liberal.... Come on, Arthur, you need to find better news sources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted May 7, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.10 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted May 7, 2010 they don't HAVE to be told to sit and stay! they usually have to be told to get up and move! Why waste your breath telling them when kicking works so much faster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheya joie Posted May 7, 2010 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 7 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2,054 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 351 Days Won: 2 Joined: 03/15/2005 Status: Offline Share Posted May 7, 2010 they don't HAVE to be told to sit and stay! they usually have to be told to get up and move! Why waste your breath telling them when kicking works so much faster? Certified crazy ol' cat lady here sez: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted May 7, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.10 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted May 7, 2010 they don't HAVE to be told to sit and stay! they usually have to be told to get up and move! Why waste your breath telling them when kicking works so much faster? Certified crazy ol' cat lady here sez: Yep; I second that emoticon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted May 7, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.10 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted May 7, 2010 I don't know whether or not it would be worse if the people that run the church actually think they are doing the work of God having services for dogs, or if this is merely a gimick to get more people to show up that think it is the only way to guarantee their dogs will make it to heaven? I do think they are acting in a descriminatory manner, excluding all animals but dogs. Perhaps this is just a first step in the redemption of all animals? Obviously they need services for cats, but they could also consider services for birds, hamsters, and fish. Alright....who are you and what have you done with Butero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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