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UN to Appoint Official Alien Greeter

UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens

September 26, 2010 10:19AM

THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth

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I guess the U.N. doesn't pay very well; she has kept her day job. Yes....when she's not listening for extraterrestrials she's greeting and listening to the gripes of WalMart customers.

wmstores_greeter.jpg

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I guess the U.N. doesn't pay very well; she has kept her day job. Yes....when she's not listening for extraterrestrials she's greeting and listening to the gripes of WalMart customers.

wmstores_greeter.jpg

:24::thumbsup:

Man, I wish I had thought of that one!

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She probably would rather talk to an alien than listen to wally's customers' gripes. Ha ha

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She probably would rather talk to an alien than listen to wally's customers' gripes. Ha ha

I can't stop staring at her picture.....her hair........is..........hypnotizing..... :43:

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Brush up on Klingon and the Vulcan hand signs ....

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She probably would rather talk to an alien than listen to wally's customers' gripes. Ha ha

I can't stop staring at her picture.....her hair........is..........hypnotizing..... :43:

WHY??? :noidea:

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Guess what . . . ?

Don

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:21: I think I am upset .... I thought Wyguy was applying for the job
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They should hire you Wyguy, so they are greeted with one of their own,... actually you take day shift I'll take swing and fez can take graveyard...

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