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I watched a program on TV last night about Ancient Aliens :thumbsup:

It was very enlightening, and I now understand the whole Noah and the Ark thing :rolleyes:

This is how it goes... Noah's mother was artificially inseminated by aliens and the bible proves it by saying everyone had "corrupt flesh". So the aliens decided that we needed a pure gene pool. They inseminated her (forget the name they give - from the Dead Sea scrolls :blink: ), and Noah was born with perfect genes......

Then they decided that they needed to kill everyone else. Hence the flood.

But they decided that to get every animal on earth onto the Ark needed some lateral thinking.

And they succeeded! See, the Ark did not carry animals, it carried their DNA gene pool!

Now I understand! TV is such a wonderful source of factual information :laugh:

Sad thing is, that there are people who might just beleive it...... :taped:

This is the show with Eric Von Danniken and that guy with the really bushy hair? I watch these and laugh like a loon at them. Or yell insults at the screen, depending on what they're saying. It's good theater but I'm afraid there are people who believe this stuff. :rolleyes:

The bushy hair I remember.....

There were no good cartoons on last night, and I felt like some light entertainment.

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Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? :noidea:

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Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? :noidea:

We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us......

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Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? :noidea:

We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us......

That's weird, I have this buzzing sensation in my head and this strange compulsion to trust you... :noidea:

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Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? :noidea:

We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us......

That's weird, I have this buzzing sensation in my head and this strange compulsion to trust you... :noidea:

Why not? We have been around for a long time. Even built the pyramids. We are harmless, harmless, harmless. Don't believe everything you read about the flood, or the dinosaurs. It was their own fault I tell you! We are quite friendly once we get to eat, know you.

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Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? :noidea:

We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us......

That's weird, I have this buzzing sensation in my head and this strange compulsion to trust you... :noidea:

Why not? We have been around for a long time. Even built the pyramids. We are harmless, harmless, harmless. Don't believe everything you read about the flood, or the dinosaurs. It was their own fault I tell you! We are quite friendly once we get to eat, know you.

118-0724102502-alien1.gif

Odd, now I have this strange compulsion to pour Bar-B-Q sauce all over myself..... :o

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Hmm I always thought that you and Fez and I were all from the same planet but not earth !

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Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? :noidea:

We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us......

That's weird, I have this buzzing sensation in my head and this strange compulsion to trust you... :noidea:

Why not? We have been around for a long time. Even built the pyramids. We are harmless, harmless, harmless. Don't believe everything you read about the flood, or the dinosaurs. It was their own fault I tell you! We are quite friendly once we get to eat, know you.

118-0724102502-alien1.gif

Odd, now I have this strange compulsion to pour Bar-B-Q sauce all over myself..... :o

Just keep feeding us chickens like the guy in the picture and you will be fine....

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I Knew It! All this time that picture of you and South just didn't make since ... is this the real you?

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OR are you more along this line?

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More like this:

drunk-alien.jpg

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