MorningGlory Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.11 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted April 29, 2011 I watched a program on TV last night about Ancient Aliens It was very enlightening, and I now understand the whole Noah and the Ark thing This is how it goes... Noah's mother was artificially inseminated by aliens and the bible proves it by saying everyone had "corrupt flesh". So the aliens decided that we needed a pure gene pool. They inseminated her (forget the name they give - from the Dead Sea scrolls ), and Noah was born with perfect genes...... Then they decided that they needed to kill everyone else. Hence the flood. But they decided that to get every animal on earth onto the Ark needed some lateral thinking. And they succeeded! See, the Ark did not carry animals, it carried their DNA gene pool! Now I understand! TV is such a wonderful source of factual information Sad thing is, that there are people who might just beleive it...... This is the show with Eric Von Danniken and that guy with the really bushy hair? I watch these and laugh like a loon at them. Or yell insults at the screen, depending on what they're saying. It's good theater but I'm afraid there are people who believe this stuff. The bushy hair I remember..... There were no good cartoons on last night, and I felt like some light entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyguy Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3,331 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 71 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/15/2008 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/24/1965 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyguy Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3,331 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 71 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/15/2008 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/24/1965 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us...... That's weird, I have this buzzing sensation in my head and this strange compulsion to trust you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us...... That's weird, I have this buzzing sensation in my head and this strange compulsion to trust you... Why not? We have been around for a long time. Even built the pyramids. We are harmless, harmless, harmless. Don't believe everything you read about the flood, or the dinosaurs. It was their own fault I tell you! We are quite friendly once we get to eat, know you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyguy Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3,331 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 71 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/15/2008 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/24/1965 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us...... That's weird, I have this buzzing sensation in my head and this strange compulsion to trust you... Why not? We have been around for a long time. Even built the pyramids. We are harmless, harmless, harmless. Don't believe everything you read about the flood, or the dinosaurs. It was their own fault I tell you! We are quite friendly once we get to eat, know you. Odd, now I have this strange compulsion to pour Bar-B-Q sauce all over myself..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaiah 6:8 Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 426 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3,633 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 222 Days Won: 13 Joined: 03/23/2007 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/26/1978 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Hmm I always thought that you and Fez and I were all from the same planet but not earth ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 30, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Author Share Posted April 30, 2011 Does anyone but me suspect Fez is an alien sent to lull us into a false sense of security before attacking with his bug-eyed pals? We are friendly, and you can trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us, trust us...... That's weird, I have this buzzing sensation in my head and this strange compulsion to trust you... Why not? We have been around for a long time. Even built the pyramids. We are harmless, harmless, harmless. Don't believe everything you read about the flood, or the dinosaurs. It was their own fault I tell you! We are quite friendly once we get to eat, know you. Odd, now I have this strange compulsion to pour Bar-B-Q sauce all over myself..... Just keep feeding us chickens like the guy in the picture and you will be fine.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneLight Posted April 30, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 22 Topic Count: 1,294 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 31,762 Content Per Day: 5.23 Reputation: 9,762 Days Won: 115 Joined: 09/14/2007 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2011 I Knew It! All this time that picture of you and South just didn't make since ... is this the real you? OR are you more along this line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyguy Posted April 30, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3,331 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 71 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/15/2008 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/24/1965 Share Posted April 30, 2011 More like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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