ellie Posted November 3, 2004 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 197 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 3 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/2004 Status: Offline Author Share Posted November 3, 2004 Greetings, This is what happens when you have a poor hermeneutic. The guy must have been a "Preterist". The time when the Lion shall lay down with the lamb is not here yet. Blessings, Dad Ernie <{POST_SNAPBACK}> great explanation, that cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catsmeow Posted November 3, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 439 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 7,315 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 356 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/21/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted November 3, 2004 Man, that was a classic, DE..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedya Posted November 3, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 375 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 11,400 Content Per Day: 1.44 Reputation: 125 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/30/2002 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/14/1971 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Reminds me of the old joke about the hunter who's getting charged by a bear. The hunter prays to God to make the bear a Christian so it won't kill him. Right before the bear pounces on the guy it stops dead, kneels down and says, "Lord I think you for this meal I am about to receive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catsmeow Posted November 3, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 439 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 7,315 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 356 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/21/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted November 3, 2004 LOL! Gman, I thought this guy was just wanting to play the part of a persecuted Christian being thrown to the lions....(lol)! Remember the Roman Colloseum? Not good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Again Posted November 3, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 22 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 965 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 1 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/19/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 05/28/1979 Share Posted November 3, 2004 They should have shot the guy with the tranquilizer guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmh Posted November 3, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 38 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,790 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 27 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/21/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/15/1968 Share Posted November 3, 2004 They should have shot the guy with the tranquilizer guns <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lions want their food organic, not all pumped up with all kinds of drugs, like tranquilizers and prozac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellie Posted November 3, 2004 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 197 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 3 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/2004 Status: Offline Author Share Posted November 3, 2004 Reminds me of the old joke about the hunter who's getting charged by a bear. The hunter prays to God to make the bear a Christian so it won't kill him. Right before the bear pounces on the guy it stops dead, kneels down and says, "Lord I think you for this meal I am about to receive." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> didn't remember that one until just now! I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ReadtheWord Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Pehaps he got the idea from watching a Rod Parsely or Benny Hinn show? t. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol Perhaps this guy was upset that he did not get the 100 fold return that was promise to him on the money he gave to benny hinn. Maybe he went there cause the bible say the devil goes about as a roaring lion so maybe he went in to rebuke the devil lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Dannyboy Posted November 4, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 156 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3,454 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 4 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/22/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/02/1969 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Psalms 10:9 He lurks in secret as a lion in his ambush. He lies in wait to catch the helpless. He catches the helpless, when he draws him in his net. Proverbs 28:1 The wicked flee when no one pursues; But the righteous are as bold as a lion. Amos 3:8 The lion has roared. Who will not fear? The Lord Yahweh has spoken. Who can but prophesy? It could be the man that did this is not sure of why he did it himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thomas I believe Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 me thinks he is not playing with a full deck. Not all who say they are christian are some are mental that is a fact. He needs help and prayer... I thinks you right !!!! In His Peace, Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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