Guest shiloh357 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 http://www.huffingtonpost.in/2016/06/27/smartphone_n_10694522.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_Beth Posted June 28, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 41 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 5,324 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 3,617 Days Won: 2 Joined: 06/08/2015 Status: Offline Share Posted June 28, 2016 Oh my goodness!! Well, some things just never cease to amaze me in this world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shiloh357 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I am just curious as to how Siri signed the marriage license? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Patriot21 Posted June 28, 2016 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 28 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 15,710 Content Per Day: 2.46 Reputation: 8,526 Days Won: 39 Joined: 10/25/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 02/27/1985 Share Posted June 28, 2016 So, if he accidentally drops his smartphone in the toilet, what exactly do they charge him with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZARD Posted June 28, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 11 Topic Count: 320 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 6,830 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3,570 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/16/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted June 28, 2016 Simon and Garfunkel Hello Smartphone, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because I'm sitting here almost sleeping Until I hear my iPhone loudly beeping And the train of thought that was forming in my brain No longer remains Within the screen of silence In restless sleep I hear its drone My ever-present new Smartphone 'Neath the halo of my bedside lamp I turned my covers from the cold and damp When my eyes were stabbed by the sight of an Instgram Just sent by Pam As I tap the keys of silence And on the subway cars I saw Ten thousand people, maybe more People tapping without speaking People texting without thinking People writing texts that voices never share And no one dared Disturb the dross of silence. "Fools" said I "You do not know, Smartphones like a cancer grow Put your phones down now and try to converse Face each other now before this gets worse But my words like silent emojis fell And echoed From the cells of silence And the people bowed and prayed To the silicon God they made And the phone rang out its warning In the text that it was forming And the phone said "The wrds of the callers R txted on the bathroom stalls In pointless scrawls" Deleted from the screen of silence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIC Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 13 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2,436 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 2,625 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/2016 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/11/1989 Share Posted June 29, 2016 I dare say it is better than a man marrying another man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,689 Content Per Day: 11.80 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, SIC said: I dare it is better than a man marrying another man.. I was picking up breakfast early this morning at my favorite little restaurant and I witnessed two guy making out in the parking lot. It really grossed me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,689 Content Per Day: 11.80 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 Man marries his smartphone? I am sorry. That is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIC Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 13 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2,436 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 2,625 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/2016 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/11/1989 Share Posted June 29, 2016 28 minutes ago, bopeep1909 said: I was picking up breakfast early this morning at my favorite little restaurant and I witnessed two guy making out in the parking lot. It really grossed me out Thankfully I have never witness such gross scenes yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other one Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 29 Topic Count: 598 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 56,128 Content Per Day: 7.56 Reputation: 27,857 Days Won: 271 Joined: 12/29/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 16 hours ago, The_Patriot2016 said: So, if he accidentally drops his smartphone in the toilet, what exactly do they charge him with? spousal abuse??? negligent homicide worse case if the phone dies...... maybe AT&T could resurrect it from the cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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