CaliGuy4Christ Posted May 8, 2004 Group: Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 43 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/02/2004 Status: Offline Share Posted May 8, 2004 Hey everyone! Just wondering if any of you have any good bumper sticker sayings that you like and would like to share with us all. Here are some of my Favorites: Your kind words today may be cherished by someone forever. Never deprive someone of hope, it might be all they have. What's the difference between getting an abortion and smasthing the egg of a bald eagle? You go to jail for the second one. If you're far from God in life, you'll be far from God in death. If you teach school children they came from animals, don't be surprised when they act like it. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive.... In case of nuclear attack.. the ban on prayer in school is lifted. Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. Are you as excited to spend time with God as your dog is to spend time with you? Warning... in case of rapture, this car will be unmanned. Darwin knows better now. What are you going to say on judgement day? Even demons believe Jesus is the Savior, the difference is what you do with Him. There are no non-believers in Hell. Five minutes after you die you'll know how you should have lived. If you were on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you? Wisdom has 2 parts: having a lot to say, and not saying it. Always be preaching the gospel, use words if necessary. Always smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesussaves Posted May 8, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 210 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1,144 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 11 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/14/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted May 8, 2004 I don't mind driving a donkey now cause I'm gonna ride a white stallion later God is Good!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsower Posted May 9, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,545 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 30 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/18/2002 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/27/1968 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Saw this one the other day: Try Jesus If you don't like Him the devil will take you back :x: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Posted May 9, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 8,281 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 249 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/03/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/30/1955 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Here's one I saw 25 years ago (haven't seen it again since!): Jesus is coming, AND MAN IS HE PI**ED! Here's one for the person who want to make everyone angry: NUKE THE GAY, UNBORN WHALES, FOR GOD! Here's one for the person who wants a bumper sticker NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER TAKE: More Power for the IRS! My Gun Has Killed Fewer People Than Ted Kennedy's Car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray Posted May 9, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 281 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 789 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 1 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/03/2004 Status: Offline Share Posted May 9, 2004 Heaven Does not want me, and Hell is afraid I will take over. He who dies with the most toys still dies. Witch section Smoking or Non-Smoking Smile if you LOVE JESUS Honk if you LOVE JESUS Beam Me Up Scotty and Save the Whales JAM4LAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoldlyProclaimingChrist Posted May 9, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 684 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 3 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/12/2004 Status: Offline Share Posted May 9, 2004 Here's one for the person who want to make everyone angry: NUKE THE GAY, UNBORN WHALES, FOR GOD! Here's one for the person who wants a bumper sticker NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER TAKE: More Power for the IRS! My Gun Has Killed Fewer People Than Ted Kennedy's Car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliGuy4Christ Posted May 9, 2004 Group: Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 43 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/02/2004 Status: Offline Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 lol good ones! I especially like He who dies with the most toys still dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest livingforchrist Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Eternity...smoking or non-smoking? Exposure to the Son may prevetn burning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Posted May 10, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 97 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,550 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 8 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/18/2003 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/15/1943 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Here's one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesussaves Posted May 10, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 210 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1,144 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 11 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/14/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted May 10, 2004 Here's my very favorite: JESUS SAVES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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