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THREE MONKEYS

Three monkeys sat on a coconut tree,

Discussing things as they're said to be.

Said one to the other, "Now listen, you two.

There's a certain rumor that can't be true ~

That man descended from our noble race.

The very idea is sure to disgrace.

No monkey ever deserted his wife,

Starved her babies, and ruined her life.

And of us you've never known another

To leave her babies to bunk, with others

Or pass them on from one to another.

And another thing you will never see,

A monkey build a fence around a coconut tree ~

And let the coconuts go to waste,

Forbidding all other monkeys to taste.

Why, if I put a fence around this tree,

Starvation would force you to steal from me.

And here's something else a monkey won't do,

Go out at night and get in a stew ~

Or use a gun, or club, or knife

To take some other monkey's life.

Yes, man descended ~ ornery cuss.

But, brother, he didn't descend from us..!!"

~ author unknown ~

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Always loved this one!

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Cute, but technically inaccurate.

Oh, well...cute at least.

I've never been much into technification. :whistling:

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Cute, but technically inaccurate.

Why?

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Cute, but technically inaccurate.

Why?

Because evolution doesn't state that man evolved from monkeys.

Do you guys possess a sense of humour? :thumbsup:

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Cute, but technically inaccurate.

Why?

Because evolution doesn't state that man evolved from monkeys.

What does it state?

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Cute, but technically inaccurate.

Why?

Because I don't think monkeys behave in the manner described. I believe that monkeys will attempt sex with any willing (or sometimes non-willing) female. I suspect one troop might well fight another and defend territory, etc.

Good point.

Saw this on a t-shirt.

"A wise monkey, doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey"

It was on some biker chick, so I don't believe it was referring to actual monkeys.

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Lol.

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The Reason

Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.[size=1]Revelation 4:11

For The Season

Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.

Ecclesiastes 12:13-14

Is The LORD Jesus Christ

For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.

So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.

Romans 14:11-12

Do You Know The LORD Of All The Universe?

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

Revelation 3:20

Yet?

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