Guest yod Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Well I have the perfect solution.... a chastity belt that says "My father is wanted for murder if you open this"! Now that my daughter is 16 she only has 9 more years before she can date...with her father as chaperon of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwinkjr Posted June 17, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,430 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 6 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/04/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/18/1981 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Well I have the perfect solution.... a chastity belt that says "My father is wanted for murder if you open this"! Now that my daughter is 16 she only has 9 more years before she can date...with her father as chaperon of course! LOL you guys are too much.. this is exactly why i tell my wife i dont want any daughters God Bless, Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittyjo Posted June 17, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 53 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 523 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 1 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/11/2004 Status: Offline Share Posted June 17, 2004 I saw this a long time ago, not sure where it is from... Application To Date My Daughter *NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a certified financial statement, job history, and current medical report from your doctor. Please be prepared to submit additional information, such as psychological profile and polygraph test, as requested. Name ______________ Date of Birth __________ Social Security #___________ Driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artsylady Posted June 17, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 171 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4,813 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 150 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/26/2003 Status: Offline Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 I'll be printing that application off and using it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pamjane Posted June 17, 2004 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 187 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 1 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/14/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/22/1983 Share Posted June 17, 2004 you guys are hilarious!!! i might let my future children begin dating when they are 16. maybe. hopefully by that time they'll be at a point where they realize they shouldn't date until they're ready for marriage. thought: why have we only been talking about teenaged daughters? why not do the same for teenaged sons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi4Yahweh Posted June 17, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,955 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 636 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/12/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted June 17, 2004 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Posted June 17, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 8,281 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 249 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/03/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/30/1955 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Artsy Lady: I actually handed that to boys who got to the final step of the process required to date my daughter. I also had an addendum. Remember those awful baggy pants that kids used to wear down around their buttocks? My addendum lamented the slovenliness of such dress, and said: "I realise it is the current fad, and that all of your friends are wearing them. However, all of your friends are stupid. If you are very insistent, I will permit you to wear them while dating my daughter, however, I will use my Sears pneumatic-powered stapler to make sure they do not fall down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artsylady Posted June 17, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 171 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4,813 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 150 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/26/2003 Status: Offline Author Share Posted June 17, 2004 "I realise it is the current fad, and that all of your friends are wearing them. However, all of your friends are stupid. If you are very insistent, I will permit you to wear them while dating my daughter, however, I will use my Sears pneumatic-powered stapler to make sure they do not fall down." lol! I hate those stupid pants too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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