"Frog from Hell" ??!?
well... it's obvious they have their 'facts' wrong - I mean, really, "70-million-years-old"? That's like older than dirt! And they even admit they're confused - first they call it a frog and then they call it a horned toad cousin...
I mean, sure, I have this one cousin who... well, nevermind... but what's next... "it was red and scaley, had a bifurcated tail, and carried a hayfork"? No, I think it being found where it was probably indicates that pygmy Madagascar toad-hunters prolly just caught one and did unnatural things to it - they're always shrinkin' heads and doing body modifications like putting in lip plates and other face work, lengthening their necks or putting in hair extensions, piercing their ears or belly button or nose, getting silicone implants, getting dentists to fill cavities in their teeth, dressing pets in people clothes, getting cybernetic cochlear assimilation implants, and stuff like that. They prolly were just sittin' around one day and thought, "hmmm... hey George, how big do you think we can make a toad look?"
You know, a squashed beach ball is really not all that big. Peruvian pygmies were able to make giant penguins using the same lost ancient technologies, and really, really old pygmies were able to make lizards look ginormous and stage mock 'dinosaur' battles for puppet shows. Their children loved them. And I even heard there was this old pygmy woman who lived in a shoe, who was able to genetically alter bean DNA to make this huuuuuge beanstalk. That's what I heard, anyway.
Those pygmies.... what'll they think of next?