enoob57 Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 35 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 41,314 Content Per Day: 7.99 Reputation: 21,519 Days Won: 76 Joined: 03/13/2010 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/27/1957 Share Posted April 30, 2010 The author says she is married. Poor guy. As long as he doesn't make any sudden moves and does as he's told, I'm sure things will be fine. He just has to keep from making direct eye contact or loud noises around her......... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgedrw81 Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1,823 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 36 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/10/2009 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2010 The author says she is married. Poor guy. As long as he doesn't make any sudden moves and does as he's told, I'm sure things will be fine. He just has to keep from making direct eye contact or loud noises around her......... Right. If husbands listen to the wife on important matters then their lives would go much smoother. Blessings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSLewis Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 828 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 20 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/28/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/28/1980 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Huh ? Did you say something dear? I'm sorry I must not have been paying attention.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladypeartree Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 37 Topic Count: 540 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 32,939 Content Per Day: 5.04 Reputation: 23,700 Days Won: 232 Joined: 06/21/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 02/23/1953 Share Posted April 30, 2010 The author says she is married. Poor guy. As long as he doesn't make any sudden moves and does as he's told, I'm sure things will be fine. He just has to keep from making direct eye contact or loud noises around her......... Right. If husbands listen to the wife on important matters then their lives would go much smoother. Blessings ANYTHING a wife says is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Share Posted April 30, 2010 As Wyguy once said (about the most intelligent thing he has only said ) Just find a woman who hates you and buy her a house Then, make one small part of it yours. A small corner of the garage for instance. Make it woman unfriendly.... Hang a tatty Moose head on the wall, put in a workbench. Spread bits of cut wood and nails around. Leave some tools out in the open (nothing you can use to actually do "work" around the house, otherwise she is going to make you use them!) Every now and again, go into your "space". Bang two pieces of wood together with a few nails. Don't make any noise that may let on to her that you might be enjoying yourself. Then hide behind the workbench and read the newspaper behind a DIY magazine. If you are really clever you can disguise a small bar fridge as a toolbox...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shalhevet~ Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 334 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2,049 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 120 Days Won: 4 Joined: 08/13/2009 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2010 What a pile of worldly garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believer1997 Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 66 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 6,363 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 119 Days Won: 9 Joined: 11/07/2008 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2010 As Wyguy once said (about the most intelligent thing he has only said ) Just find a woman who hates you and buy her a house Then, make one small part of it yours. A small corner of the garage for instance. Make it woman unfriendly.... Hang a tatty Moose head on the wall, put in a workbench. Spread bits of cut wood and nails around. Leave some tools out in the open (nothing you can use to actually do "work" around the house, otherwise she is going to make you use them!) Every now and again, go into your "space". Bang two pieces of wood together with a few nails. Don't make any noise that may let on to her that you might be enjoying yourself. Then hide behind the workbench and read the newspaper behind a DIY magazine. If you are really clever you can disguise a small bar fridge as a toolbox...... Oh - if this wasn't so dismally and cynically sad it would be hilarious... as it is - it describes so many husbands I know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Share Posted April 30, 2010 As Wyguy once said (about the most intelligent thing he has only said ) Just find a woman who hates you and buy her a house Then, make one small part of it yours. A small corner of the garage for instance. Make it woman unfriendly.... Hang a tatty Moose head on the wall, put in a workbench. Spread bits of cut wood and nails around. Leave some tools out in the open (nothing you can use to actually do "work" around the house, otherwise she is going to make you use them!) Every now and again, go into your "space". Bang two pieces of wood together with a few nails. Don't make any noise that may let on to her that you might be enjoying yourself. Then hide behind the workbench and read the newspaper behind a DIY magazine. If you are really clever you can disguise a small bar fridge as a toolbox...... Oh - if this wasn't so dismally and cynically sad it would be hilarious... as it is - it describes so many husbands I know.... You don't for one minute believe that I meant it do you? You can't get Moose heads over here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Share Posted April 30, 2010 You can't get Moose heads over here aw fez! i'll send you one! Aww thanks, but I can always use a buffalo..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believer1997 Posted April 30, 2010 Group: Royal Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 66 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 6,363 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 119 Days Won: 9 Joined: 11/07/2008 Status: Offline Share Posted April 30, 2010 You can't get Moose heads over here aw fez! i'll send you one! Aww thanks, but I can always use a buffalo..... Almost any carcass will serve for this purpose. How about a plastic fish on a wall plaque that sings... I've always liked those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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