ncn Posted April 1, 2015 Group: Graduated to Heaven Followers: 6 Topic Count: 406 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5,248 Content Per Day: 1.13 Reputation: 1,337 Days Won: 67 Joined: 08/07/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted April 1, 2015 Shoppers will soon have their weekly shop taken to a whole new level of fun as Tesco takes a leap forward in revolutionising the shopping experience with the introduction of trampoline inspired bouncy aisles, which will help people reach the top shelves more easily. This innovated style of shopping however, is restricted to to those under thirty and on producing a medical certificate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other one Posted April 1, 2015 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 29 Topic Count: 599 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 56,254 Content Per Day: 7.56 Reputation: 27,983 Days Won: 271 Joined: 12/29/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted April 1, 2015 i'm too old to shop, but could I just go and watch??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted April 1, 2015 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 22 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,849 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 2,013 Days Won: 24 Joined: 07/08/2013 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/15/1996 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I'd shop there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted April 1, 2015 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,993 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,691 Content Per Day: 11.76 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted April 1, 2015 No thanks I don't want to break a hip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alien224 Posted April 1, 2015 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 8 Topic Count: 82 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1,762 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 869 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/09/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 02/24/1964 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Can just see the wild children on the asiles now. That seems to be very discriminating. Lots of folks over 30 can bounce with the best of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LadyC Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 who was the idiot that came up with that idea? look at the pic... how would people not qualified to use the trampoline reach their items? what about handicapped people in motorized carts? imagine the traffic flow with shopping carts going both directions but with an aisle that's now only half as wide? and let's not even get started on the children that would think it was a playground. that seriously is the stupidest idea i've ever heard of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other one Posted April 1, 2015 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 29 Topic Count: 599 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 56,254 Content Per Day: 7.56 Reputation: 27,983 Days Won: 271 Joined: 12/29/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted April 1, 2015 I think considering the day, and N's weird sense of humor, I'd not pay a whole lot of attention to his posts today concerning reality. LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udx Posted April 1, 2015 Group: Senior Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 684 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 230 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/15/2009 Status: Offline Share Posted April 1, 2015 If this really gets implemented, I would see a lot of lawsuits due to injuries. Company would probably have to get every customer who choose to use that thing sign a injury waiver. Just use common sense and get a shop clerk to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shiloh357 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Is this an April Fool's joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other one Posted April 1, 2015 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 29 Topic Count: 599 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 56,254 Content Per Day: 7.56 Reputation: 27,983 Days Won: 271 Joined: 12/29/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted April 1, 2015 I really hope so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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