Are You an 'Average' American?

[Keith]

Are You an 'Average' American?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/s...8p-309725c.html

Here, then, are the demographic facts that make one an average, ordinary Joe.

Lives within 3 miles of a McDonald's and 20 minutes from a Wal-Mart

<LI>Can name the best-known Three Stooges

<LI>Eats ice cream once a month

<LI>Lives in an owner-occupied home

<LI>Spends most of his time indoors

<LI>Has direct access to one or two motor vehicles

<LI>Regularly wears a seat belt

<LI>Attends church at least once a month

<LI>Is in bed before midnight

<LI>Has a garage

<LI>Has at least one married couple in the household

<LI>Makes love at 11 p.m. Has sex 116 times a year.

<LI>Is between 18 and 53 years old

<LI>Became sexually active at 14

<LI>Weighs between 135 and 205 pounds

<LI>Drinks the milk from his cereal bowl

<LI>Sees a dentist annually

<LI>Flosses irregularly

<LI>Has at least a high-school degree

<LI>Throws out 100 pounds of food a year

<LI>Has an annual income of between $15,000 and $75,000

<LI>Spends 48 hours a year shopping at the mall

<LI>Wears glasses or contacts

<LI>Goes to the movies annually

<LI>Believes in the right to bear arms

<LI>Has fired a gun

<LI>Lives in the Eastern time zone

<LI>Doesn't sing in the shower

[Scarletprayers]

Admit to being average..............no way!

[Abigailwc]

Lives within 3 miles of a McDonald's and 20 minutes from a Wal-Mart YES

Can name the best-known Three Stooges NO

Eats ice cream once a month NO

Lives in an owner-occupied home YES (I'm the owner)

Spends most of his time indoors NO

Has direct access to one or two motor vehicles YES

Regularly wears a seat belt YES

Attends church at least once a month YES

Is in bed before midnight YES

Has a garage NO

Has at least one married couple in the household NO

Makes love at 11 p.m. Has sex 116 times a year. NO

Is between 18 and 53 years old YES

Became sexually active at 14 NO

Weighs between 135 and 205 pounds YES

Drinks the milk from his cereal bowl NO (don't eat cereal)

Sees a dentist annually YES

Flosses irregularly YES

Has at least a high-school degree YES

Throws out 100 pounds of food a year NO

Has an annual income of between $15,000 and $75,000 YES

Spends 48 hours a year shopping at the mall YES

Wears glasses or contacts NO

Goes to the movies annually YES

Believes in the right to bear arms YES

Has fired a gun NO

Lives in the Eastern time zone YES

Doesn't sing in the shower NO (I love to sing in the shower!)

Uh Oh, more "Yes" than "No", so I guess I'm an "average" American (eventhough I don't have the American citizenship)!

[Guest ThroneofGrace]

Not me either. I'm a citizen of the kingdom of God, I'm just a foreigner (ambassador) in this strange land.

[Marnie]

Lives within 3 miles of a McDonald's and 20 minutes from a Wal-Mart : NO

Can name the best-known Three Stooges : YES (I am so ashamed!)

Eats ice cream once a month : YES

Lives in an owner-occupied home : what does that mean? I own my own home, and live in it, does that mean the same thing?

Spends most of his time indoors : NO

Has direct access to one or two motor vehicles : YES

Regularly wears a seat belt : NO WAY

Attends church at least once a month : YES

Is in bed before midnight : NO

Has a garage : YES

Has at least one married couple in the household : NO

Makes love at 11 p.m. Has sex 116 times a year. : *sigh*

Is between 18 and 53 years old : YES

Became sexually active at 14 : NO!! oy vey!

Weighs between 135 and 205 pounds : NO (100 lbs here)

Drinks the milk from his cereal bowl : NO (nasty!)

Sees a dentist annually : YES

Flosses irregularly : NO, regularly

Has at least a high-school degree : YES

Throws out 100 pounds of food a year PROBABLY

Has an annual income of between $15,000 and $75,000 : NO more

Spends 48 hours a year shopping at the mall : NO less

Wears glasses or contacts : MAYBE

Goes to the movies annually : LOL NO more often

Believes in the right to bear arms : AMEN AND AMEN

Has fired a gun : YUP

Lives in the Eastern time zone : NO

Doesn't sing in the shower : NO, or YES...I don't.

So I am, what, above average?

[Catsmeow]

I'm average in some ways; not-so-average in others....Some questions I just plain won't answer or admit to.

[Wendie]

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/s...8p-309725c.html

Here, then, are the demographic facts that make one an average, ordinary Joe.

Lives within 3 miles of a McDonald's and 20 minutes from a Wal-Mart

<LI>Can name the best-known Three Stooges NO

<LI>Eats ice cream once a month NO

<LI>Lives in an owner-occupied home NO

<LI>Spends most of his time indoors NO

<LI>Has direct access to one or two motor vehicles YES

<LI>Regularly wears a seat belt YES

<LI>Attends church at least once a month YES

<LI>Is in bed before midnight NO

<LI>Has a garage YES

<LI>Has at least one married couple in the household NO

<LI>Makes love at 11 p.m. Has sex 116 times a year. NO

<LI>Is between 18 and 53 years old YES

<LI>Became sexually active at 14 NO

<LI>Weighs between 135 and 205 pounds NO

<LI>Drinks the milk from his cereal bowl YES

<LI>Sees a dentist annually NO

<LI>Flosses irregularly NO

<LI>Has at least a high-school degree YES

<LI>Throws out 100 pounds of food a year I DONT KNOW

<LI>Has an annual income of between $15,000 and $75,000 YES

<LI>Spends 48 hours a year shopping at the mall YES

<LI>Wears glasses or contacts YES

<LI>Goes to the movies annually YES

<LI>Believes in the right to bear arms YES

<LI>Has fired a gun NO

<LI>Lives in the Eastern time zone NO

<LI>Doesn't sing in the shower YES

I'm not average , At least i dont think so .