Resume

[WISDOM]

I heard that you were looking for a MANAGER.  I AM seeking Employment.  I AM the right PERSON for the job.  I can fill EVERY need and vacancy that you have.  I AM even willing to relocate, and if you acknowledge ME, I will be with you always.

I would like to apply for the job.  I believe I am the most qualified candidate.  I AM the only ONE that has even done this job successfully.  I was the first MANAGER of human beings.  IOn fact, I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition.  It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.  If this is your first time considering ME, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the Blood of MY SON, JESUS on the Cross of Calvary.

What I need from you is the acknowledgement that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence from ME.  I need you to believe this in your heart and tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth.  The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to ME.  I will make some major changes and revision.  They are not for you to worry about.  I need your permission to execute these changes, MY way and in MY time.

I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes.  Please keep your hands out of the way.  Don't try to help ME and DON'T resist ME.  I really do need your full commitment and cooperation.  If you give ME those, the process can go smoothly, without delays.

Yours Sincerely,

GOD

**BELOW IS MY RESUME.......

GOD

Everywhere

All over, Every Place 00000

Phone: (123) 456-PRAY

EXPERIENCE

From the beginning of time.  Before the beginning of time.  From everlasting to everlasting.  I made TIME.

ABILITY

All-Powerful

PRIOR EMPLOYMENT

I created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man/woman.  Established heaven and earth by MY spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by MY power.

EDUCATION AND TRAINING

I AM and I have ALL Knowledge.

CHARACTER REFERENCE

Love, Light, and Life (1 John 4:16; 1:5; John 14:6)

A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows:

WISDOM          James 1:5

COMFORT        2 Corinthians 1:3

TRUTH             John 8:32

HEALER            Luke 6:19

STRENGTH        Matthew 19:17

FORGIVENESS    Philippians 4:13

PROVIDER        1 John 1:9

MERCY             Phil 4:19, Psalm 86:5

GUARDIAN        Isaiah 43:2

PEACE              Romans 14:17, 16:20

AVAILABILITY

Willing and ready to take over your life.  Able to put life together again.  Will bring all of WHO I AM into your life.  Can start now.  Will transform your life IF you let ME

SALARY REQUIREMENT

Work in your life has already been paid for through the Blood of MY SON, JESUS.  Your ONLY responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily basis.  To TRUST and OBEY what JESUS has done and wants to do in your life.

Other references available upon request.

***YOU know, we ALL have our ups and downs, good times, bad times, trials and tribulations;  and sometimes the ONLY thing we need is to acknowledge that we need SOMEONE to manage our lives.  If YOU have a vacancy, a need or void in YOUR life, why not let GOD become your MANAGER?  HE is EVERLASTING!

[JohnS]

You're Hired! Now, if I can only keep out of the way.

The Lord your God in your midst, The Mighty One, will save; He will rejoice over you with gladness, He will quiet you with His love, He will rejoice over you with singing."

He sings over us, can you imagine?

[WISDOM]

Yes.....I can.  My imagination....is deep! :bg:

[traveller]

Why, He was rejoicing over me just this morning! The sunrise was spectacular!!  :il:

[WISDOM]

HE has the BEST "Resume" in (and above) the ENTIRE Universe! :a: