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I'm having trouble remembering simple words like------

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?

I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life!java script:emoticon(':rolleyes:', 'smid_18')

:noidea::thumbsup:

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I'm in my 30's and wonder- what's it going to be like when I'm ___. If I can just raise my kids, I surely should be able to survive anything. LOL

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:rolleyes: I just came across this "Senility Prayer"

God, grant me the senility

To forget the people

I never liked anyway,

The good fortune

To run into the ones I do,

And the eyesight

To tell the difference.

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I've no idea what you're all talking about

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:rolleyes: I just came across this "Senility Prayer"

God, grant me the senility

To forget the people

I never liked anyway,

The good fortune

To run into the ones I do,

And the eyesight

To tell the difference.

:noidea:

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Senility? Whats that? Do I have it? Do I want it? Do I know you? I have kids, dont I?

Oh nevermind.

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Is it hot in here? :noidea:

Leave me alone! :rolleyes:

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You know, I really shouldnt joke about this.

I'm 42 and starting to see the effects.

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Too funny!!!!!

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