Leonard Posted December 1, 2007 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 8,281 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 249 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/03/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/30/1955 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I heard something like this once, but couldn't catch the words, so I did my own. HAVE A RAMA-HANUK-KWANZ-MAS (To the tune of "Have a Holly-Jolly Christmas") Have a Rama-Hanuk-Kwanz-Mas or you will pay the price; the ACLU is sure to sue if you should mention Christ. Have a Rama-Hanuk-Kwanz-Mas and in case this wasn't clear: Anything goes, but no, no, no; don't honor Jesus this year! Hee, hee, it's got to be expunged from our sod; Every Christian symbol, or sign of Christian God! Have a Rama-Hanuk-Kwanz-Mas or you will pay the price; the ACLU is sure to sue if you should mention Christ. The Son of God is now out-lawed; He can't be mentioned in the school. Virtue's out, without a doubt, and so's the Golden Rule! Hee, hee, it's got to be expunged from our sod; Every Christian symbol, or sign of Christian God! Have a Rama-Hanuk-Kwanz-Mas or you will pay the price; the ACLU is sure to sue if you should mention Christ. Hanukka candles are OK, and the Moslem crescent's great; but a Manger scene is cruel and mean; a sign of ethnic hate! Hee, hee, it's got to be expunged from our sod; Every Christian symbol, or sign of Christian God! Have a Rama-Hanuk-Kwanz-Mas or you will pay the price; the ACLU is sure to sue if you should mention Christ. Moslem thugs can bomb and kill; that's protected as 'free speech' But a peaceful prayer in the public square is something you can't teach! Hee, hee, it's got to be expunged from our sod; Every Christian symbol, or sign of Christian God! Have a Rama-Hanuk-Kwanz-Mas or you will pay the price; the ACLU is sure to sue if you should mention Christ. Have a Rama-Hanuk-Kwanz-Mas and in case this wasn't clear: Anything goes, but no, no, no; don't honor Jesus this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittyjo Posted December 2, 2007 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 53 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 523 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 1 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/11/2004 Status: Offline Share Posted December 2, 2007 I tend to like the old classical Christmas Hymns Like: Ode to Joy Handel's Meesiah Oh Holy Night O come, O Come Emmanuel Halleujah Chorus Joy To The World Good Christian Men, Rejoice The First Noel God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen Good King Wenceslas For Unto Us A Child Is Born Caroling Bells Break Forth, O Beauteous Heavenly Light The Friendly Beasts It Came Upon The Midnight Clear Oh Come All Ye Faithful What Child Is This? ... Just to name a few. I also enjoy Christmas favorites sung by Josh Groban, Pavarotti and Andrea Bocelli. One of my favorite silly songs would be_ Nuttin' For Christmas Penned by S. Tepper and R. Bennett in 1955. I broke my bat on Johnny's head; Somebody snitched on me. I hid a frog in sister's bed; Somebody snitched on me. I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug; I made Tommy eat a bug; Bought some gum with a penny slug; Somebody snitched on me. Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. I put a tack on teacher's chair Somebody snitched on me. I tied a knot in Susie's hair Somebody snitched on me. I did a dance on Mommy's plants Climbed a tree and tore my pants Filled the sugar bowl with ants Somebody snitched on me. So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. I won't be seeing Santa Claus; Somebody snitched on me. He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me. Next year I'll be going straight; Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late; Somebody snitched on me. So you better be good whatever you do 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, You'll get nuttin' for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LadyC Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 hey kitty! wow, two days in a row you've been on! sorry i haven't written back yet... but i will when i have no distractions (i.e.e husband) around so i can think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebula Posted December 2, 2007 Group: Royal Member Followers: 10 Topic Count: 5,823 Topics Per Day: 0.75 Content Count: 45,870 Content Per Day: 5.92 Reputation: 1,897 Days Won: 83 Joined: 03/22/2003 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/19/1970 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Here are some I like: Glory to God - John Michael Talbot The Birth of Jesus - John Michael Talbot Bethlehem Morning - Sandi Patti I Wonder as I Wander - Sandi Patti One Small Child - David Meece No Eye Has Seen - Michael W. Smith with Amy Grant Gloria - Michael W. Smith To the Mystery - Michael Card The Final Word - Michael Card Joseph's Song - Michael Card The Promise - Michael Card Immanuel - Michael Card O Little Town of Bethlehem - Amy Grant And for something fun - and unfortunately I don't know who produces it - Jingle Bells Forever (If you click here and scroll down to the title, you can click and listen to it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeCajunboy Posted December 2, 2007 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1,430 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 33 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/24/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 06/28/1952 Share Posted December 2, 2007 do you have a favorite version sung by anyone in particular? i always hated little drummer boy EXCEPT as sung by carnie and wendy wilson... their version is my favorite christmas song of all! Hi LC, I have quite a vast selection of music ranging from early Rock Christmas, as in Brenda Lee's Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, to all thhe beautiful Ballads from most of the Country singers/groups like the Oak Ridge Boys and the Gatlin Bros. to the Classics like the old Elvis Presley music, to Barbara Striesand's beautiful tunes and now Celine Dion and Josh Groban. All are woderful especially if you want to take a trip down memory lane....Oops! I'm giving away my age....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biblicist Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Thanks so much for putting that play list together and sharing it with everyone! One question though... Umm, how do you listen to it? Does it play automatically or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheya joie Posted December 2, 2007 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 7 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2,054 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 351 Days Won: 2 Joined: 03/15/2005 Status: Offline Share Posted December 2, 2007 Just as long as you DON'T add 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer'!!!! Talk about fingernails on the blackboard... *twitch* *twitch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarletprayers Posted December 2, 2007 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7,537 Content Per Day: 1.08 Reputation: 157 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/06/2005 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/29/1956 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Just as long as you DON'T add 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer'!!!! Talk about fingernails on the blackboard... *twitch* *twitch* agreed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LadyC Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Thanks so much for putting that play list together and sharing it with everyone! One question though... Umm, how do you listen to it? Does it play automatically or what? bib, in the center section, next to where it says "christmas" by grapevine, there is a green play button. sheya and scarlet.... forget grandma, LOL, how about if i add some of bob river's twisted christmas? (JUST KIDDING! that's for a private playlist LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarletprayers Posted December 2, 2007 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7,537 Content Per Day: 1.08 Reputation: 157 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/06/2005 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/29/1956 Share Posted December 2, 2007 How do you edit your play list if you put the wrong version of a song on it???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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