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yeah, ditto Katie's question.

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In case you'd like MORE proof...

PLEASE NOTE: "If you send an e-mail submission to this site, you are certifying that you are 18 years or older and you are granting The Landover Baptist Parody Website a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sublicensable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display your submission (in whole or part including your personal e-mail address) and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed."

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This parody is copyright 2000 Americhrist Ltd. All rights reserved."

Please do not base steroetypes on parodies that are already and purposefully stereotypical! :laugh::laugh:

Yes, I would love to help get this cruel and derisive bologna off of the information superhighway! :x:

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My search of the internet yielded mostly more anti-christian tripe, much of it about "those fudie wackos who want to shut down Landover Baptist."

However, I did find one site advocating this cause. They list certain measures we can take to cambat this awful mockery of our dear Savior.

Things we can do:

Prayer. It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces. We must pray not only that the Lord will intervene on behalf of the unsaved who are being damaged by Americhrist Ltd., but also for the souls of those same unsaved. Furthermore, we must pray that Chris Harper and his fellow hatemongers will themselves be saved and cease in their evil actions.

Contact the webhost of Landover Baptist and inform them of what they are hosting. Clearly they are unaware of the contents of this site, or else it would have been deleted. If the webhost is part of the anti-Christian agenda, then we must contact any other of their service providers - including the phone company, domain name service, etc. - that are unknowingly being used to further hatred and inform them of Americhrist Ltd.'s true intentions.

Next, we should bring the site to the attention of the makers of Internet filtering and blocking software. Ultimately, Landover Baptist is much more dangerous than any pornography site since it leads people to reject their only hope for salvation!

Petitions!

If none of this works, we must inform the authorities of this obvious instance of anti-Christian hate crime, which is illegal in most areas. If it isn't illegal, we must pressure our congressmen to make it so!

Also, you should inform the pastor of your church so that he may inform the congregation, allowing our grass-roots campaign to grow. Chris Harper and his cowardly supporters are no match for the determined will of good Christians when they join together for a righteous cause!

Complaints can be sent to Americhrist Ltd. (though I doubt they will respond) at:

Americhrist Ltd.

PMB #252

P.O. Box 1000

Merrifield, VA 22116-1000

Fight the good fight and trust God... these are evil times, but we are still in the age of restraint! God's people are still here, and the gates of Hell are still unable to prevail against us.

Fight the good fight now. Who knows how long we will be here to fight?

Maranatha!

NF

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Yes, Lady C, that is the site I found! I decided not to post the site itself because I didn't have time to read through everything there, and I didn't want to accidentally make someone think I support a cult or something... :laugh:

In Him,

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Here's the link to about the only organization that seems intent on putting landover out of commission...

thanks! (and Nero's Fiddle, too) for finding more info for us!


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HI Agnotstic, Yes Intelligence is not evil, But we believe as it says in the BIBLE, GOD says this : FOR THE WISDOM OF THIS WORLD IS FOOLISHNESS WITH GOD, So you can see that his WAYS and THOUGHTS are far higher than OURS? And another quote if I may, GOD says IN THEIR WISDOM THEY BECAME FOOLS, So this is WHY he wants us to LIVE BY FAITH, And not trust in intellegince? And what is FAITH? THE BIBLE says FAITH is the things substance hoped for the convictions of things NOT SEEN, And I might add that It is WITH THIS FAITH ONLY, THAT GOD WILL ACCEPT US INTO HEAVEN ! NO WORKS WILL GET US INTO HEAVEN. Because GOD wants us to know that we are SINNERS and BY WORKS ALONE, we will NOT SEE THIS.Anyway hope this helps. :rolleyes: ........TAKO

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