Just a funny question

[Guest shiloh357]

I am somewhat of a neat freak. "A place for everything, and everything in its place," I always say. Therefore, I have a certain daily routine. I am also always in a state of preparedness. I have a "bookcase" headboard. Because I live in an apartment that is almost all wood, and since I can smell the ciggaratte smoke of the people living beaneath me (I am on the third floor), I sleep with my keys, wallet, and checkbook near me on the headboard, in the event the ol boy beneath me decides to fall asleep while smoking and I have to make quick exit in case of fire.

I must clean as I go. That is me. I don't leave in the morning with a dirty or unkept apartment. I cannot and will not live in squalor, and it requires me to follow a particular daily regimen to keep everything clean and ship-shape. I do not generate a lot of dirt, and I like to keep it that way.

That having been said, I do have certain drink cups for certain things. One at my computer, one that I use for watching TV and one in my car.

I follow the same routine every day for everything even things like dental care. I have a four step dental hygene plan I use every day. It costs me more, but my checkups are always stellar, and I have all of my teeth. There is also the added benefit that my breath does not knock out my co-workers.

I have a host of other things I do to keep order and structure in my life but I will not get into all of them.

[LadyRaven]

Good heavens Shiloh! I could never live with you, nor you with me. My home is a reflection o fthe fact that I have about nine things going at once, none of which are finished and thus they will never be put away (you put things away when you are done and I'm NOT done). It's not dirty (ie the dishes and laundry are done, it's dusted and vacuumed, the bathrooms are spotless) but it is quite cluttered.

There are preparedness things here too, I have them in a plastic bin by the couch where I sleep, and we have a bb gun and baseball bat by entrances to do away with intruders if they come in.

[Guest shiloh357]

Yeah, I can be kind of anal about stuff when it comes to cleanliness. I can write and other things a whole lot better when things are clean and put away.

You also need to understand that I am single and don't have a whole bunch of irons in the fire. I am a quiet person in real life, and I keep to myself mostly. I do my job, go home, mind my own business and I don't cause anyone any trouble. It has worked for me, so far.

[Scarletprayers]

Yeah, I can be kind of anal about stuff when it comes to cleanliness. I can write and other things a whole lot better when things are clean and put away.

You also need to understand that I am single and don't have a whole bunch of irons in the fire. I am a quiet person in real life, and I keep to myself mostly. I do my job, go home, mind my own business and I don't cause anyone any trouble. It has worked for me, so far.

You don't cause any trouble huh???

[Guest shiloh357]

[Scarletprayers]

Ohhhh yeah, thats exactly what I think of when I think of you!

more like this!

[Kabowd]

I am somewhat of a neat freak. "A place for everything, and everything in its place," I always say. Therefore, I have a certain daily routine. I am also always in a state of preparedness. I have a "bookcase" headboard. Because I live in an apartment that is almost all wood, and since I can smell the ciggaratte smoke of the people living beaneath me (I am on the third floor), I sleep with my keys, wallet, and checkbook near me on the headboard, in the event the ol boy beneath me decides to fall asleep while smoking and I have to make quick exit in case of fire.

I must clean as I go. That is me. I don't leave in the morning with a dirty or unkept apartment. I cannot and will not live in squalor, and it requires me to follow a particular daily regimen to keep everything clean and ship-shape. I do not generate a lot of dirt, and I like to keep it that way.

That having been said, I do have certain drink cups for certain things. One at my computer, one that I use for watching TV and one in my car.

I follow the same routine every day for everything even things like dental care. I have a four step dental hygene plan I use every day. It costs me more, but my checkups are always stellar, and I have all of my teeth. There is also the added benefit that my breath does not knock out my co-workers.

I have a host of other things I do to keep order and structure in my life but I will not get into all of them.

Hahaha, that totally fits you! When I read the first paragraph at first I thought you were saying you sleep with your keys, wallet and checkbook. I pictured you in your bed, fully clothed, with your wallet in your pocket and keys in your fists sound alseep...lol. Then I re-read it and caught the "near me on the headboard" part. Ha.

[Guest shiloh357]

Hahaha, that totally fits you! When I read the first paragraph at first I thought you were saying you sleep with your keys, wallet and checkbook. I pictured you in your bed, fully clothed, with your wallet in your pocket and keys in your fists sound alseep...lol. Then I re-read it and caught the "near me on the headboard" part. Ha.

Actually, part of that is true. I sleep in sweatpants, a t-shirt and socks, year around. I also have a pair of shoes next to my bed. If the Ol' boy downstairs catches our place on fire with his late night smoking, the place will go up fast!

We have had a number of apartment fires in this city due to irresponsible people who fall asleep with lit ciggarettes, and so it pays to be ready at moment's notice.

[Kabowd]

Hahaha, that totally fits you! When I read the first paragraph at first I thought you were saying you sleep with your keys, wallet and checkbook. I pictured you in your bed, fully clothed, with your wallet in your pocket and keys in your fists sound alseep...lol. Then I re-read it and caught the "near me on the headboard" part. Ha.

Actually, part of that is true. I sleep in sweatpants, a t-shirt and socks, year around. I also have a pair of shoes next to my bed. If the Ol' boy downstairs catches our place on fire with his late night smoking, the place will go up fast!

We have had a number of apartment fires in this city due to irresponsible people who fall asleep with lit ciggarettes, and so it pays to be ready at moment's notice.

I'm surprised to took an upper story apartment..lol. Do you have an escape ladder too?

[Marnie]

I am somewhat of a neat freak. "A place for everything, and everything in its place," I always say.

I sleep with my keys, wallet, and checkbook near me on the headboard, in the event the ol boy beneath me decides to fall asleep while smoking and I have to make quick exit in case of fire.

I must clean as I go. That is me.

That having been said, I do have certain drink cups for certain things. One at my computer, one that I use for watching TV and one in my car.

I follow the same routine every day for everything even things like dental care. I have a four step dental hygene plan I use every day. It costs me more, but my checkups are always stellar, and I have all of my teeth. There is also the added benefit that my breath does not knock out my co-workers.

I have a host of other things I do to keep order and structure in my life but I will not get into all of them.

Omigosh. You are a sick, sick man! We need to pray for you. I bet you close all your cupboards and put all your dishes away before you go to bed too. Have mercy.