I need my husband:
To catch things on fire: trash - lawn refuge - firewood - gas grill - charcoal grill
To balance the check book: He's an absolute whiz at math and has kept the checkbook in PERFECT balance for over 24 years, not one cent missing
To cook bacon and eggs: I cannot cook bacon, I burn parts, other parts are raw, I get little black spots on it, it spits at me and makes me yell, it curls up and looks like pitiful shrimp - Eggs, he can cook them perfectly without breaking the yoke or having the whites run all over the pan, no big bubbles on the end
To call my cell phone: Just seeing his name pop up when my cell phone rings and I'm smiling
To find what the smell is in fridge and remove it
To read instructions and tell me how to do it, he's an instruction reader, if it doesn't have pictures, I'm lost
To be here at night - when he's home nothing bothers me - when he's away, I start seeing and hearing things
To give me a reason to love some other human being so completely
To be there, to bear witness to my life