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Say W-HHHHHAT???

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Spock, you are hilarious! I like the "joyful Jesus" portrayed, i think it was in the movie "The Gospel of Matthew". I think the old spaced-out hippie "Jesus of Nazareth" is waaaaay off base! Jesus told jokes, I am convinced!

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Blessings Worthy Family!!!!

       I have a darling little 2yr old grand daughter,her name is Hailie,,,,,,she is the apple of my eye & she spends many a weekend with "gamma",we are extremely close & from the time my son & daughter-in-law drop her off at my house ,I laugh,until they come to pick her up.Well,Hailie is well behaved for "gamma" but not so much at home ,I hear.She started this thing where she would say"no" & I niipped it in the bud immediately & all I have to do is give her a cross look when she defiantly says"no" & I say"what did you say?" & she puts on a big smile & responds"yes gamma"......

      My son asked me"Mom,how come she never says"no" to you ,what do I do to correct her"....I told him that she knows I do not like it & it pleases me when she says yes,all I have to do is ask her what she said ,,,,,so my son called me up laughing hysterically...............He asked her to do something & she said"no",he gave her a cross look & asked,''what did you say?"She responded,"yes gamma"...................is that the cutest?

     It just makes me think that as we laugh & are delighted in  the innocence of our babies.....imagine how our Father is delighted in ours.......we do not understand so much & have so much to learn from our Lord,I bet He loves it when we say"yes,Abba"just because we know it pleases Him.....Praise & Glory to God!

                                                                                             With love ,in Christ-Kwik

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God is good. The bible sayss be not decieved every good gift comes from God. Humor too comes from God. Often times the Holy Spirit gives me jokes for the people I work with, I know when he is inspiring me.

 

Below is a joke the Holy Spirt gave me when Iasked him what to put on a Muslim forum as an introduction. yOu wil need to understand the story of adam and eve to get this joke.

 

Question: Where did sin come from?

Answer: From the apple sauce!

 

To get the joke think of the word "Source", the origin of things.

Aahh now I get it. I didn't get it until I realised you're from Australia. So with the Australian accent when you guys say sauce it sounds almost the same as the word source. Which makes sense and a good joke :)
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Blessings Hall7

     Uhhh,that would be New Yorkers that say "sauce" for "source" & I can tawk about it cawz it takes one to know one.....don't pick on the Aussies!LOL

                                                                                                                                       Blessed,in Christ-Kwik

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