enoob57 Posted February 6, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 35 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 41,177 Content Per Day: 7.98 Reputation: 21,450 Days Won: 76 Joined: 03/13/2010 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/27/1957 Share Posted February 6, 2017 It's better than running on your pillow right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted February 7, 2017 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,689 Content Per Day: 11.81 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted February 7, 2017 1 hour ago, enoob57 said: It's better than running on your pillow right Or down your face or on your clothes or..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angels4u Posted February 7, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 56 Topic Count: 1,664 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 19,764 Content Per Day: 2.39 Reputation: 12,164 Days Won: 28 Joined: 08/22/2001 Status: Offline Share Posted February 7, 2017 Well... There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider. That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I don't know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a bird. How absurd, to swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I don't know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, she swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I don't know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die There was an old lady who swallowed a dog. What a hog! To swallow a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I don't know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a goat. Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat! She swallowed the goat to catch the dog She swallowed the dog to catch the cat She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I don't know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a cow. I don't know how she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat She swallowed the goat to catch the dog She swallowed the dog to catch the cat She swallowed the cat to catch the bird She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I don't know why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a horse She's dead, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enoob57 Posted February 7, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 35 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 41,177 Content Per Day: 7.98 Reputation: 21,450 Days Won: 76 Joined: 03/13/2010 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/27/1957 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladypeartree Posted February 7, 2017 Group: Royal Member Followers: 37 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 32,758 Content Per Day: 5.03 Reputation: 23,425 Days Won: 221 Joined: 06/21/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 02/23/1953 Share Posted February 7, 2017 enoob a woman was convicted of murder several years ago after pushing tampons into her husbands nose to stop him snoring ..it stopped him breathing instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted February 7, 2017 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,689 Content Per Day: 11.81 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted February 7, 2017 34 minutes ago, enoob57 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enoob57 Posted February 7, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 35 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 41,177 Content Per Day: 7.98 Reputation: 21,450 Days Won: 76 Joined: 03/13/2010 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/27/1957 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enoob57 Posted February 7, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 35 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 41,177 Content Per Day: 7.98 Reputation: 21,450 Days Won: 76 Joined: 03/13/2010 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/27/1957 Share Posted February 7, 2017 35 minutes ago, ladypeartree said: enoob a woman was convicted of murder several years ago after pushing tampons into her husbands nose to stop him snoring ..it stopped him breathing instead wow I can't think of any reply to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted February 7, 2017 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,689 Content Per Day: 11.81 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted February 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, enoob57 said: Lunch Yep, a little Tabasco sauce and you have it made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enoob57 Posted February 7, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 35 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 41,177 Content Per Day: 7.98 Reputation: 21,450 Days Won: 76 Joined: 03/13/2010 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/27/1957 Share Posted February 7, 2017 1 minute ago, missmuffet said: Yep, a little Tabasco sauce and you have it made you don't even need napkins ... leave some out on your lip and it just crawls off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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