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It's better than running on your pillow right :D 

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1 hour ago, enoob57 said:

It's better than running on your pillow right :D 

Or down your face or on your clothes or.....:blink:

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Well...

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider.
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
She's dead, of course.

 

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enoob a woman was convicted of murder several years ago after pushing tampons into her husbands nose to stop him snoring ..it stopped him breathing instead :(

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34 minutes ago, enoob57 said:

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35 minutes ago, ladypeartree said:

enoob a woman was convicted of murder several years ago after pushing tampons into her husbands nose to stop him snoring ..it stopped him breathing instead :(

wow I can't think of any reply to this :o 

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5 minutes ago, enoob57 said:

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Yep, a little Tabasco sauce and you have it made :D

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1 minute ago, missmuffet said:

Yep, a little Tabasco sauce and you have it made :D

you don't even need napkins ... leave some out on your lip and it just crawls off exclamation thumbsup.jpg

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