Osama on the Sims 2

[RGR]

Ah, a game. Well, I have no idea--I detest video games, board games, etc. I like hockey games, though, and I would love to see OBL in goal, facing the Esposito brothers, Gretzky, Messier, Hull and other giants of the rink. He wouldn't last a second.

I'm thinking more in terms of his head being a baseball and Albert Pujols and Big Pappi being up to bat!

[RGR]

Right after 9/11, Ray Stevens came out with a song entitled "Osama Yo Mama" and I just love these lyrics:

Osama - yo' mama didn't raise you right

When you were young she must have wrapped yo' turban too tight

She should have kept you home on those arabian nights

It's plain to see - you need some therapy

Osama - yo' mama could have done a lot better

Though I bet every day you did somethin' to upset her

By the way, we got an answer to your anthrax letter

New York City's where it's from - it's called a smart bomb

Chorus

And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, "You in a heap o' trouble son

Now just look what you've done

Saw you on TV with yo' gun

Mercy sakes, I can't do a thing wit'cha, told ya dubyah's gonna git'cha"

And I can just hear dubyah sayin', "You in a heap 'o trouble boy

And I don't think you will enjoy

Our game of search and destroy

We got your terror right here, and we gon' run it up yo' rear"

Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you how to act

You've crossed the line too far this time, there ain't no turnin' back

You're startin' to remind us of another maniac

Yeah, you know who - he started World War II

Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you to behave

Now they say you're hangin' with the bats in a cave

Well, pullin' off that sneak attack was not too brave

Kinda makes us remember - the 7th of December

Chorus

And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, "You in a heap o' trouble son

Now just look what you've done

Saw you on TV with yo' gun

Mercy sakes, I can't do a thing wit'cha, told ya dubyah's gonna git'cha"

And I can just hear dubyah sayin', "You in a heap 'o trouble boy

And I don't think you will enjoy

Our game of search and destroy

We got your terror right here, and we gon' run it up yo' rear"

Tag Lines

Osama yo' karma's really got you in a jam

But that's just what you get - when you mess with Uncle Sam

Osama the Taliban is history

Nobody wants to see you startin' World War Three

Osama you know the al-Qaida won't last

Osama, just like you, it's future's in the past

Osama you should've read your Nostradamus

Now all your friends are sayin' "Please don't bomb us"

Visit Ray Stevens Home Page

Published by: Ray Stevens Music, BMI

1707 Grand Avenue

Nashville, TN 37212

[EricH]

Ah, a game. Well, I have no idea--I detest video games, board games, etc. I like hockey games, though, and I would love to see OBL in goal, facing the Esposito brothers, Gretzky, Messier, Hull and other giants of the rink. He wouldn't last a second.

The vision of OBL taking a Bobby Hull slapshot is one worth pondering

[RGR]

We could put him in the ring against Jerry "The King" Lawler and let Lawler do one of his famous piledrivers or flying fist drops!

[Guest hunnybunches]

sorry, my post got a little off course...its just that I can't stand Osama!! Sometimes he seems there's no soul behind that face.

I heard that song Osama yo mama before.

[Marnie]

The vision of OBL taking a Bobby Hull slapshot is one worth pondering

Bobby Hull...one of the greatest. Poetry on ice. OBL wouldn't stand a chance.

[KeilanS]

I don't play the Sims. I find it to be pretty gross for a video game. They add in some things that I just feel we can do without. (The sex in Sims 2 for example). The fact that Osama is in the game simply deepens my feelings about it.

[EricH]

The vision of OBL taking a Bobby Hull slapshot is one worth pondering

Bobby Hull...one of the greatest. Poetry on ice. OBL wouldn't stand a chance.

When I was a kid my favorite poster was the Bobby Hull "Broken Jaw" poster. It was a picture taken of him right after a fight. There was blood on his jersey and coming out of his mouth and he still had a smile on his face

[billie]

So you wouldn't like to come to my house to play Nintendo64 then?

I would!

[billie]

I love that Osama yo mama song!