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This story will run out of gas

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Oh man, that stinks. :blink:

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:blink:

t.

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Something about this story smells fishy.

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I once broke a very prolonged fast by eating a big meal of green chili burros.

I can understand how these results could cause a riot if folks are in a confined area and can't get away!!!!

Lesson: When you break a long fast, go slow and easy for a few days!

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I once broke a very prolonged fast by eating a big meal of green chili burros.

I can understand how these results could cause a riot if folks are in a confined area and can't get away!!!!

Lesson: When you break a long fast, go slow and easy for a few days!

:cool::):21:;););):24::24::24:

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Anyone got a match? :b::blink::wub:;)

What's the big deal? :emot-hug:

Ted and Ronald have been doing this to each other here at Worthy for a long time. ;)

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One of the 21 dealers at a casino I worked for was fired because of his bouts with really bad gas. He was an older fellow with a medical condition and had a doctor's note to excuse the ill wind, he had worked for the place for decades. I was a pit clerk at the time and I'd cringe a bit when he took a 21 table nearby, but the poor guy couldn't help it and needed the work so... :noidea: whatcha going to do. One day after coming back from lunch the whole pit was raised in a big stink! Yes the odor, but also much fighting. The players on that table were having a fit, the floormen were having a fit and the new female pit boss hit the roof! She had experienced his 'problem' before and had enough of him. It was a public melt down, the kind that is rarely seen, she screamed on the top of her lungs "Pack up that stinky *ahem* bottom and get the *ahem* out of here! You're Fired!!!!"

I guess, there is nothing like living in Las VeGAS!

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Anyone got a match? :24::24::41::41:

What's the big deal? :24:

Ted and Ronald have been doing this to each other here at Worthy for a long time. :P

:24::24::24::24::41::24::24::b:

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