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Why do they call them apartments? They're all stuck together!!!

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That is hilarious!!! :o

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You know what I have never been more confused.I am sick and reading this makes me think I have no brain. :o

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If I was floating between Mars and Earth, I would be more worried of where my space shuttle is.

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I agree, if the shuttle driver left me, we'll be having a little chat the next time I run into him. :o

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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

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What I wanna know is ....... "Who's on first .....?"

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Exactly.

1) Murphy's Law states, and I quote, "A piece of toast, when dropped, will always fall butter-side down."

2) A cat, when tossed into the air will, barring any obstructions, always land upon its feet.

3) Therefore, it stands to reason that if one were to affix a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and tossed it into the air, anti-gravity would be acheived.

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Thats deep!!!!!!!!!!!!! :whistling::blink::blink::taped::P:thumbsup:

See what you all have done! Me kitchen floor is gonna get dirty, cuz I have not a brain, and want to see if this is correct lol.

I know what you mean, I am about to go get my neighbors cat and.............(good thing I'm a dog lover)

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*Can a "house" really fly? Or a "horse" fly for that matter?

* 'somethin' else I've wondered about, the "Church mouse", does it attend church??

*Aw... but I am always amazed when the news media says they are broadcasting LIVE. I wouldn't want in any other way (after all, who'd want to look at dead stuff).

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What is it about you people that you are constantly asking questions that drive me nutty all day long??  I drive a truck and have WAY too much time for thinking!! :whistling:  :thumbsup:

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........And since you drive a truck......Have you ever actually been bored enough to use those spedometer checkpoints along the state highways?

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