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Hi :) I saw unknown so thought .. why not try to find out who said it.. and found .. they said from Rose Street.. the people there that took back their community from people like drug dealers and this is more of funny how.. not saying I agree yet can really hit home. 

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Wow! Thank you for your research. I will save these "Funny how..." statement for future use.


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2 hours ago, TheBlade said:

Hi :) I saw unknown so thought .. why not try to find out who said it.. and found .. they said from Rose Street.. the people there that took back their community from people like drug dealers and this is more of funny how.. not saying I agree yet can really hit home.

 

Hi Blade. Where did you get this? I've seen where a lot of church pastors used this as part of their sermons. "I saw unknown", Does this mean the author is unknown? Seems to me it would make a good song. I would like to know who wrote it to give credit where credit is due if possible...

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