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liposuction????*never really read the topic*

Well, since we're trying to make someone over into "santa", can we do reverse lipo? If so, I got some fat cells I can donate, so does one of my sons...and several of my friends.

Aw, come on, Ladyraven...

you're talking about 'puppyfat', surely

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liposuction????*never really read the topic*

Well, since we're trying to make someone over into "santa", can we do reverse lipo? If so, I got some fat cells I can donate, so does one of my sons...and several of my friends.

:huh:

Let's all donate our fat cells so Ovedya can be our worthy santa. :wub::emot-hug::emot-hug::huh::huh::huh::emot-dance::emot-dance::emot-dance::emot-bounce::emot-bounce::huh::emot-bounce::huh::emot-dance::emot-bounce:

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liposuction????*never really read the topic*

Well, since we're trying to make someone over into "santa", can we do reverse lipo? If so, I got some fat cells I can donate, so does one of my sons...and several of my friends.

:huh:

Let's all donate our fat cells so Ovedya can be our worthy santa. :wub::emot-hug::emot-hug::huh::huh::huh::41::emot-dance::emot-dance::emot-bounce::emot-bounce::huh::emot-bounce::huh::emot-dance::emot-dance:

I don't have any fat cells to donate....

I DON'T, I tell you!

You can't prove it! :emot-bounce::emot-dance::emot-dance:

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wow I didn't know I could cause widespread chaos everywhere.....

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liposuction????*never really read the topic*

Well, since we're trying to make someone over into "santa", can we do reverse lipo? If so, I got some fat cells I can donate, so does one of my sons...and several of my friends.

Aw, come on, Ladyraven...

you're talking about 'puppyfat', surely

My son was 21 inches long and almost 13 pounds at birth and he hasn't been thin a day in his life. He was smacking his legs today saying he wished he was thin (he's twelve, it's sad to see it really. He's not fat IMO, just thicker than many, built like a football player but very short). That could be "puppyfat" but he's almost a teenager...

The rest of us...there's no hope for, we're ooooolllllldddddd. LOL

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wow I didn't know I could cause widespread chaos everywhere.....

Thats why we luv ya so much Lady G :wub::wub::wub::24::emot-hug::wub::wub::thumbsup::):P

(well one of the reasons anyway)

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If I put on anymore weight, I can don a wig and play Mary in the Christmas play! :thumbsup: I was doing okay until the doc put me on steroids for a bit and now I seem to have had a relapse, lol!

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liposuction????*never really read the topic*

Well, since we're trying to make someone over into "santa", can we do reverse lipo? If so, I got some fat cells I can donate, so does one of my sons...and several of my friends.

Aw, come on, Ladyraven...

you're talking about 'puppyfat', surely

My son was 21 inches long and almost 13 pounds at birth and he hasn't been thin a day in his life. He was smacking his legs today saying he wished he was thin (he's twelve, it's sad to see it really. He's not fat IMO, just thicker than many, built like a football player but very short). That could be "puppyfat" but he's almost a teenager...

The rest of us...there's no hope for, we're ooooolllllldddddd. LOL

My son was 22and a half inches long and weighed 12 pounds at birth. I can relate. Although my son has been thick every now and then, he is now in the basic training, and is in pretty good shape. As far as this topic goes, I cannot believe how people can take things and mold them to be evil. I do agree that telling a lie to your children is wrong, I also believe that having a good imagination is an important part of being a child. I have always taught my children the true meaning of CHristmas, and that has always been the most important part. And when they were old enough to stop believing in the childish things, they knew that the true meaning was there and since it was always made a priority in Christmas, they were never affected in a bad way. They never lost their faith, or felt we lied to them. We never told them that Santa was real. About the time the questions of whether Santa is real or not comes into play, so does logic. I mean how can one man really fly on sleigh going all over the world and deliver gifts to all the children in one night.......and worse than that, a bunny filling Easter basket, come on, they figure it out for themselves and when they do, they chuckle at the whole thing.

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