A few questions?

[Guest Angeledei]

A young single woman went into the confessional and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned. " What was your sin?" the priest asked.

"Father, last night I made passionate love to my boyfriend seven times!" she said.

"Squeeze all the juice out of seven lemons into a glass and drink that." the priest told her.

"Will that cause my sins to be forgiven, Father?" she asked.

"No, it won't", said the priest, "but it will certainly wipe that smile off of your face."

Wow, you are a wonderful example of what supposed "christians" on this board are.

Had myself, Duoay or Nicolas posted a joke demoralizing born again christians, we probably would have banned.

Nice to see all the "christians" admonishing their "brother in Christ".

[jesusislord]

LADY , PLEASE TRY TO U NDERSTAND WHAT IS BEING SAID

IT IS NOT THE CHURCH BUT OUR RIGHT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LORD JESUS THAT MATTERS.....

NOT THE CHURCH...... YOU CAN WORSHIP HOWEVER YOU WANT BUT TRY TO UNDERSTAND IF YOUR HEART AINT RIGHT YOU AINT RIGHT WITH THE FATHER IN HEAVEN

THAT IS WHAT DR. LUKE IS TRYING TO TELL YOU

[Guest Angeledei]

LADY , PLEASE TRY TO U NDERSTAND WHAT IS BEING SAID

IT IS NOT THE CHURCH BUT OUR RIGHT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LORD JESUS THAT MATTERS.....

NOT THE CHURCH...... YOU CAN WORSHIP HOWEVER YOU WANT BUT TRY TO UNDERSTAND IF YOUR HEART AINT RIGHT YOU AINT RIGHT WITH THE FATHER IN HEAVEN

THAT IS WHAT DR. LUKE IS TRYING TO TELL YOU

I know exactly what he is telling me. You all are the MASTERS at diversion!! LOL!

Perhaps someone would be kind enough to answer my question, that is unless you have anymore filthy jokes to post before hand.

[jesusislord]

I DID NOT POST THAT JOKE

NOW YOU DONOT UNDERSTAND I DONT THINK SO

FOR I SEE YOU PUT THE CHURCH DOCTRINES AND WHAT THE RCC SAYS FIRST....... NOT JESUS CHRIST FIRST.

PUSH A RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS NOT A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE RCC

SALVATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY CHURCH BUILDING

ANY

ANY

IS IT NOT

[jesusislord]

ACTUALLY I THINK THAT THE JOKE WAS IN POOR TASTE RIGHT NOW

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IN OTHER SETTINGS IT MIGHT BE FUNNY

[Guest Angeledei]

I DID NOT POST THAT JOKE

I never said you did, but your below quote puts you in the same category! SHINING EXAMPLES OF CHRISTIANITY AREN'T WE?????????????

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IN OTHER SETTINGS IT MIGHT BE FUNNY

[endure4salvation]

Everybody is far too tense here....try to lighten it up a bit. We have been warned that we are close to having threads disappear again. Then there will be more crying and namecalling.

And I think the joke is funny, so there!

[Guest Angeledei]

Everybody is far too tense here....try to lighten it up a bit

I CANNOT imagine if it were Duoay, Nicholas or myself that made a filthy joke against born again christians and then said for everyone to lighten up a bit!

Awesome double standard around here!

And I think the joke is funny, so there!

That says VOLUMES about your christianity and character.

[endure4salvation]

Everybody is far too tense here....try to lighten it up a bit

I CANNOT imagine if it were Duoay, Nicholas or myself that made a filthy joke against born again christians and then said for everyone to lighten up a bit!

Awesome double standard around here!

And I think the joke is funny, so there!

That says VOLUMES about your christianity and character.

Personal judgment, personal attack, and self-pride in the same?

HMMMM....maybe you should attempt to get the plank out of your own eye....

[Guest Angeledei]

You know you can judge a tree by it's fruit. We are supposed to judge the actions, not the man. And it is exactly what I have done.

Nice side-stepping though.....Also typical.