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Flatulence Causes Jail Fight


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sounds like they had a "rip" roaring time

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What is his cellmate complaining about the cell is ventilated... :wub::huh::24:

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ewwwww

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Only Ted could come up with a story as stinky as this one!!!!!

Anita & Chikachu

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I guess playing the game of "pull my finger" is no longer allowed in this jail. :emot-partyblower:

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This one just has Wyguy written all over it!!!! :taped:

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Is that why you revived it???? :D

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Only Ted could come up with a story as stinky as this one!!!!!

Anita & Chikachu

if ted every returns maybe I will have to remind him of this quote :whistling::whistling::whistling:

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Depending on what I've eaten, my flatulence can cause one or more of the following:

1. A sharp burning of the eyes with involuntary weeping.

2. Violent projectile vomiting.

3. Temporary insanity.

4. Permanent insanity.

5. Face melting (think, "Indiana Jones.")

6. Turning a staunch conservative into a babbling liberal.

7. Chewing off your own limbs.

8. Loss of the will to live.

9. Coma

10. Sweet, sweet death.

FartingSmiley.gifvomit2-1.gif

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you sound ( and smell ) like one of my dogs :taped:

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