church baptizes horse

[Guest annoyingasusual]

I am not sure what made me laugh more, the actual concept of a horse being "baptized" or the replies I read, LOL.

That is simply insane!

Thanks for sharing!

Jenn

[Khristeeanos]

hmmmm..........sounds to me like they didn't baptize the horse after all.

[Guest Thomas I believe]

Ayin, I agree with you that is so vile and corrupt. What were they thinking ?

Yikes !!!! God created the animals yes! But not to get baptized !!"GOOD GRIEF"

In His Peace, Michael

Edited October 25, 2004 by Thomas I beleive

[nebula]

Ever hear the joke about the preacher's horse?

Where he taught the horse to go by the command, "Praise the Lord!" and to stop by the command, "Amen!"

Then when a friend rode on the horse, and the horse was heading to a cliff, he couldn't remember the stop command, but finally remembered to yell, "Amen!" just in time for the horse to stop at the edge of the cliff.

And in relief the man exclaimed, "Praise the Lord!"

At which point the horse took off again . . . .

[Guest Thomas I believe]

Ever hear the joke about the preacher's horse?

Where he taught the horse to go by the command, "Praise the Lord!" and to stop by the command, "Amen!"

Then when a friend rode on the horse, and the horse was heading to a cliff, he couldn't remember the stop command, but finally remembered to yell, "Amen!" just in time for the horse to stop at the edge of the cliff.

And in relief the man exclaimed, "Praise the Lord!"

At which point the horse took off again . . . .

Nebula, I fell of my chair laughing ! LOL

Michael

[LOVE SONGS]

OH.........MY GOODNESS !!!! HA!HA!HA! NEBULA

That is so FUNNY !!!!! You got me rolling with laughter !!!!!

You put that one in at the right timing ......

LOVE , PEACE , and SHALOM to everyone,

[Guest full_of_praise]

What a way to kick dirt on our Savior ! After his great sacrifice on the cross , to give us the only way to be saved , and after he made specific conditions to real baptism , This joke of a minister is mocking God and his precious son ! I pray that he sees the error of his ways and that God has mercy on him . This is just so heart sickening .

I am actually surprised that the horse and so called minister were not struck by lightning or worse.

[papasangel]

Ok. What we have to remember here folks is that horses cannot talk so how did the preacher know that the horse wanted to be baptised? (humor folks ok?)

I think that the priest or minister whatever he is was taking liberty with the ritual of St. Francis of Assi who blessed animals every year in a church. There is a difference in blessing and baptising. Just my two cents worth lol. BTW LOVED the horse joke still smiling over that one.

[soulwinner]

[Arthur Durnan]

This, of course, tells us infinitely more about that church than the horse. The First church of The Frigidaire, yes?

http://arthurdurnan.freeyellow.com