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& now for something completely different ! ....

If you weigh a whale at a whale-weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?

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& now for something completely different ! ....

If you weigh a whale at a whale-weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?

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& now for something completely different ! ....

If you weigh a whale at a whale-weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?

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Somewhere over the rainbow....weigh up high (weigh a pie) :mgcheerful:


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Can a pregnant woman drive in the carpool lane?


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Can a pregnant woman drive in the carpool lane?

 

As long as she is driving on a parkway and parks in a driveway...

 

LOL :mgcheerful: The answer:According to the transportation laws, the carpool is reserved for vehicles with more than 3 occupants. Unborn baby is not recognised as an occupant disallowing a pregnant mother from using carpool.


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True secular sadness...

do they have a lane for that :crazy:


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True secular sadness...

do they have a lane for that :crazy:

 

Yes,I went down it the other day......really a bummer. :mellow:


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Random Thoughts-38
 
We have been living in the Middle East for more than 2 years now (June 2013) and today was pest control day at our flat. Too many cockroaches this summer. These are very small and intrusive. Not like the big ones seen back home in Kerala, India. Those would make my wife and daughters run and take cover. Some of them creepy roaches would take the aerial route too. 
Irritating creatures. Pest control...Good Riddance...at least for some time. 
Something like temptations that comes to Christians. Creepy things; irritating; sometimes believers fall for the tempters (satan) tricks and sin; then work hard with prayer and application of the Word and overcome. But they can be back (tendency to sin) after a while, like roaches, if there is slackness in keeping one's house clean. 
Bottom line: Be diligent in keeping the house clean whether it be the home that you live in or your spiritual life.

 

Good post Jeremiah....oh so true :mgcheerful:


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& now for something completely different ! ....

If you weigh a whale at a whale-weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?

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Talk about RANDOM!  :laughing: 


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My refrigerator is going out.I keep a thermometer in there.It is reading 50 degrees.I had to throw so many things away......What a pain :(


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It's possible to lead a cow upstairs.....but not downstairs. :mgcheerful:

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