Jump to content

Recommended Posts


  • Group:  Worthy Ministers
  • Followers:  25
  • Topic Count:  35
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  6,765
  • Content Per Day:  2.37
  • Reputation:   8,403
  • Days Won:  21
  • Joined:  08/29/2017
  • Status:  Offline

Posted
1 hour ago, ladypeartree said:

:D when I look in a mirror I see an old lady .. no idea who she is but she must be a product of a good sense of humour :24:

Are you sure you're looking in a mirror, dear lady? You're not a day past 29 so you might want to make sure it isn't a portrait or painting. ;)

  • Haha 2

  • Group:  Advanced Member
  • Followers:  1
  • Topic Count:  9
  • Topics Per Day:  0.00
  • Content Count:  205
  • Content Per Day:  0.10
  • Reputation:   231
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  08/06/2019
  • Status:  Offline

Posted

There's a woman the pharisees wish to stone and there's Jesus, just drawing in the dirt. It also seems humorous of him to walk up on the apostle's boat and freak them out. However, as it says, his ways are not our ways, nor his thoughts our thoughts. Perhaps God does have a sense of humor, but perhaps also, our perception of what is humorous is twisted by the flesh, by the sinful nature within us.

  • Thumbs Up 3

  • Group:  Advanced Member
  • Followers:  4
  • Topic Count:  27
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  309
  • Content Per Day:  0.14
  • Reputation:   350
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  08/07/2019
  • Status:  Offline

Posted

When you get old, you lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, and your dignity, and all you have left is your sense of humor to deal with the first 4 things I mentioned  :24:.

  • Thumbs Up 3
  • Haha 1

  • Group:  Senior Member
  • Followers:  4
  • Topic Count:  112
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  772
  • Content Per Day:  0.36
  • Reputation:   339
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  08/11/2019
  • Status:  Offline

Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, Seasoned by Grace said:

When you get old, you lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, and your dignity, and all you have left is your sense of humor to deal with the first 4 things I mentioned  :24:.

She removed her false teeth, her wig and her glasses, you should have seen the look on my face.

I wanted to hug her, I wanted to kiss her, but her head was scattered all over the place.

Edited by unworthyservant
correct grammer
  • Haha 2

  • Group:  Senior Member
  • Followers:  4
  • Topic Count:  112
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  772
  • Content Per Day:  0.36
  • Reputation:   339
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  08/11/2019
  • Status:  Offline

Posted
2 hours ago, missmuffet said:

God has a sense of humor

I really tend to shy away from statements that tend to attempt to define any of the attributes of God other than those that are given in the scripture. While I believe it is possible that God has some sort of sense of humor (he made me didn't he?) I just don't believe that I'm qualified to endow God with a human trait. When God defined Himself to Moses he said "I am that I am". To me that indicates that we can't even comprehend God with our feeble intellect. Don't mean to throw a wet blanket on a discussion on humor but it's just something I think about.


  • Group:  Worthy Ministers
  • Followers:  19
  • Topic Count:  371
  • Topics Per Day:  0.12
  • Content Count:  8,125
  • Content Per Day:  2.55
  • Reputation:   5,954
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  09/27/2016
  • Status:  Offline

Posted
3 hours ago, ladypeartree said:

:D when I look in a mirror I see an old lady .. no idea who she is but she must be a product of a good sense of humour :24:

Funny you mention that on this particular day...

  • Haha 1

  • Group:  Worthy Ministers
  • Followers:  19
  • Topic Count:  371
  • Topics Per Day:  0.12
  • Content Count:  8,125
  • Content Per Day:  2.55
  • Reputation:   5,954
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  09/27/2016
  • Status:  Offline

Posted
59 minutes ago, unworthyservant said:

I really tend to shy away from statements that tend to attempt to define any of the attributes of God other than those that are given in the scripture. While I believe it is possible that God has some sort of sense of humor (he made me didn't he?) I just don't believe that I'm qualified to endow God with a human trait. When God defined Himself to Moses he said "I am that I am". To me that indicates that we can't even comprehend God with our feeble intellect. Don't mean to throw a wet blanket on a discussion on humor but it's just something I think about.

The Lord Himself tells us His attributes in our Bibles. It appears the one attribute He wants us to understand the most is that He is Holy. His Holiness is the only attribute repeated three consecutive times for emphasis, in two different places in the Bible. By no means am I trying to endow God with a human trait, but being created in the image of God, and if there is such a thing as a sense of humor, it stands to reason...

  • Thumbs Up 1

  • Group:  Senior Member
  • Followers:  4
  • Topic Count:  112
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  772
  • Content Per Day:  0.36
  • Reputation:   339
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  08/11/2019
  • Status:  Offline

Posted
3 minutes ago, Dennis1209 said:

The Lord Himself tells us His attributes in our Bibles. It appears the one attribute He wants us to understand the most is that He is Holy. His Holiness is the only attribute repeated three consecutive times for emphasis, in two different places in the Bible. By no means am I trying to endow God with a human trait, but being created in the image of God, and if there is such a thing as a sense of humor, it stands to reason...

Indeed we can reason and I didn't necessarily think you meant to endow God with a trait, I simply mention it as something that bothers me when folks do. The Bible says he is Holy, Righteous, and is LOVE. That's enough for me.

  • Thumbs Up 2

  • Group:  Worthy Ministers
  • Followers:  19
  • Topic Count:  371
  • Topics Per Day:  0.12
  • Content Count:  8,125
  • Content Per Day:  2.55
  • Reputation:   5,954
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  09/27/2016
  • Status:  Offline

Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, Sonshine☀️ said:

Why? D2AED31F-FF60-4CF9-BE55-CD7EA9E05D9E.gif.837adc98280b75ee243e9f889d32d7e5.gif

Let's just say I'll never see 66 again... In years, I'm no longer the number of man...

Edited by Dennis1209

  • Group:  Worthy Ministers
  • Followers:  19
  • Topic Count:  371
  • Topics Per Day:  0.12
  • Content Count:  8,125
  • Content Per Day:  2.55
  • Reputation:   5,954
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  09/27/2016
  • Status:  Offline

Posted
1 minute ago, Sonshine☀️ said:

Is today, perhaps mind you, your birthday? C712FE97-0A39-42B1-B971-28C6645A3B61.gif.03849284ed53663df23a2d7a71821bf4.gif

I don't wanna say  :D

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Our picks

    • You are coming up higher in this season – above the assignments of character assassination and verbal arrows sent to manage you, contain you, and derail your purpose. Where you have had your dreams and sleep robbed, as well as your peace and clarity robbed – leaving you feeling foggy, confused, and heavy – God is, right now, bringing freedom back -- now you will clearly see the smoke and mirrors that were set to distract you and you will disengage.

      Right now God is declaring a "no access zone" around you, and your enemies will no longer have any entry point into your life. Oil is being poured over you to restore the years that the locust ate and give you back your passion. This is where you will feel a fresh roar begin to erupt from your inner being, and a call to leave the trenches behind and begin your odyssey in your Christ calling moving you to bear fruit that remains as you minister to and disciple others into their Christ identity.

      This is where you leave the trenches and scale the mountain to fight from a different place, from victory, from peace, and from rest. Now watch as God leads you up higher above all the noise, above all the chaos, and shows you where you have been seated all along with Him in heavenly places where you are UNTOUCHABLE. This is where you leave the soul fight, and the mind battle, and learn to fight differently.

      You will know how to live like an eagle and lead others to the same place of safety and protection that God led you to, which broke you out of the silent prison you were in. Put your war boots on and get ready to fight back! Refuse to lay down -- get out of bed and rebuke what is coming at you. Remember where you are seated and live from that place.

      Acts 1:8 - “But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you, and you will be my witnesses … to the end of the earth.”

       

      ALBERT FINCH MINISTRY
        • Thanks
        • This is Worthy
        • Thumbs Up
      • 3 replies
    • George Whitten, the visionary behind Worthy Ministries and Worthy News, explores the timing of the Simchat Torah War in Israel. Is this a water-breaking moment? Does the timing of the conflict on October 7 with Hamas signify something more significant on the horizon?

       



      This was a message delivered at Eitz Chaim Congregation in Dallas Texas on February 3, 2024.

      To sign up for our Worthy Brief -- https://worthybrief.com

      Be sure to keep up to date with world events from a Christian perspective by visiting Worthy News -- https://www.worthynews.com

      Visit our live blogging channel on Telegram -- https://t.me/worthywatch
      • 0 replies
    • Understanding the Enemy!

      I thought I write about the flip side of a topic, and how to recognize the attempts of the enemy to destroy lives and how you can walk in His victory!

      For the Apostle Paul taught us not to be ignorant of enemy's tactics and strategies.

      2 Corinthians 2:112  Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices. 

      So often, we can learn lessons by learning and playing "devil's" advocate.  When we read this passage,

      Mar 3:26  And if Satan rise up against himself, and be divided, he cannot stand, but hath an end. 
      Mar 3:27  No man can enter into a strong man's house, and spoil his goods, except he will first bind the strongman; and then he will spoil his house. 

      Here we learn a lesson that in order to plunder one's house you must first BIND up the strongman.  While we realize in this particular passage this is referring to God binding up the strongman (Satan) and this is how Satan's house is plundered.  But if you carefully analyze the enemy -- you realize that he uses the same tactics on us!  Your house cannot be plundered -- unless you are first bound.   And then Satan can plunder your house!

      ... read more
        • Oy Vey!
        • Praise God!
        • Thanks
        • Well Said!
        • Brilliant!
        • Loved it!
        • This is Worthy
        • Thumbs Up
      • 230 replies
    • Daniel: Pictures of the Resurrection, Part 3

      Shalom everyone,

      As we continue this study, I'll be focusing on Daniel and his picture of the resurrection and its connection with Yeshua (Jesus). 

      ... read more
        • Praise God!
        • Brilliant!
        • Loved it!
        • This is Worthy
        • Thumbs Up
      • 13 replies
    • Abraham and Issac: Pictures of the Resurrection, Part 2
      Shalom everyone,

      As we continue this series the next obvious sign of the resurrection in the Old Testament is the sign of Isaac and Abraham.

      Gen 22:1  After these things God tested Abraham and said to him, "Abraham!" And he said, "Here I am."
      Gen 22:2  He said, "Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you."

      So God "tests" Abraham and as a perfect picture of the coming sacrifice of God's only begotten Son (Yeshua - Jesus) God instructs Issac to go and sacrifice his son, Issac.  Where does he say to offer him?  On Moriah -- the exact location of the Temple Mount.

      ...read more
        • Well Said!
        • This is Worthy
        • Thumbs Up
      • 20 replies
×
×
  • Create New...