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it's a jolly holiday with pear trees 

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An Update To Our Breaking News Report:

This just in from our reporter on location. The member of the Mouse family that was killed was the Aunt of Buddy Mouse! She was returning home when she walked into the mouse trap known as JAWS! Buddy Mouse will be taking some time off from his campaigning to mourn the lost of his Aunt. :deadthread:

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5 hours ago, LadyKay said:

BREAKING NEWS:  A Family Member Of Buddy Mouse Found Dead! 

This just in. A family member of the presidential hopeful Buddy Mouse has been found dead under the kitchen sink where it is believe to be the residence of Buddy Mouse and his family. It looks as though a trap was sit and the Mouse family member unknowingly walked into it and was killed. It is thought that it maybe Buddy's sister who was killed.  The body has yet to be removed from the seen. There is an on going investigation into this tragic event. Buddy Mouse was not available for comment. Buddy is unharmed but as you can imagine,deeply shock by the lost of his family member believed to be  a sister!   We will continue to follow this story and give more details as they become available on this tragedy! 

*penguin steps up to the podium* (tap tap, microphone echo). 

 

It's with a sad heart that I stand before you. Yes, Buddy is on the opposite of the ballot, but we all care when one another hurts. Today we send our prayers out to Buddy and the entire mouse family. We grieve with them today. We will not let his family member be forgotten. One of my first acts as Vice President Penguin (or VPP for short) will be to ensure the harshest punishment upon those who willfully harm any other living thing. We will get to the bottom of this for Ms. Mouse and so many others who fell tragically in their prime at the hands of others. 

 

Buddy, we support you and today we will all enjoy an extra piece of cheese in your honor. 

 

God bless.

 

(walks away from podium with head bowed)

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8 minutes ago, Aimes said:

*penguin steps up to the podium* (tap tap, microphone echo). 

 

It's with a sad heart that I stand before you. Yes, Buddy is on the opposite of the ballot, but we all care when one another hurts. Today we send our prayers out to Buddy and the entire mouse family. We grieve with them today. We will not let his family member be forgotten. One of my first acts as Vice President Penguin (or VPP for short) will be to ensure the harshest punishment upon those who willfully harm any other living thing. We will get to the bottom of this for Ms. Mouse and so many others who fell tragically in their prime at the hands of others. 

 

Buddy, we support you and today we will all enjoy an extra piece of cheese in your honor. 

 

God bless.

 

(walks away from podium with head bowed)

And I am unanimous in that. 


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could we make an exception for flies and mosquitoes ?

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1 minute ago, Henry_iain said:

could we make an exception for flies and mosquitoes ?

And spiders 


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24 minutes ago, ChickenCoop said:

And spiders 

and snakes (because Jesus even hates those)

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*FBI opens investigation into Lady Kay after video is released showing her purchasing a JAWS trap recently*

 

 

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Just now, Aimes said:

*FBI opens investigation into Lady Kay after video is released showing her purchasing a JAWS trap recently*

 

 

Not surprised. 


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I wonder if she  will be visiting Egyptian river's soon 

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