Why I NEED my husband

[Giaour]

I need my husband because;

I can't kill spiders.

I cant wash my own back.

I cant mow the lawn in a straight line.

I cant cook for just 1 person.(I've tried, I end up eating too much)

I cant bury dead animals.

I cant change the oil in my car.

I cant clean up puke of any kind.

I wouldnt have anyone to clean up after.

I wouldnt know where the remote was (I can always find it in his hand)

Mechanics dont take me seriously.

I would never find money in the laundry.

Just my observations

[meagain]

[Guest stevej]

Rofl, you left one out!

Someone to say yes, dear!

[billie]

I need mine cause God says I do.

[Giaour]

Funny Steve!

In greek mythology, women were created to punish man for his disobedience to the gods.

[Guest stevej]

Funny Steve!

In greek mythology, women were created to punish man for his disobedience to the gods.

Somehow, they missed the mark with my BETTER half!!!

[Giaour]

That is probably why this religion is no longer practiced by ANYONE.

[SueZQ]

I need my husband:

To catch things on fire: trash - lawn refuge - firewood - gas grill - charcoal grill

To balance the check book: He's an absolute whiz at math and has kept the checkbook in PERFECT balance for over 24 years, not one cent missing

To cook bacon and eggs: I cannot cook bacon, I burn parts, other parts are raw, I get little black spots on it, it spits at me and makes me yell, it curls up and looks like pitiful shrimp - Eggs, he can cook them perfectly without breaking the yoke or having the whites run all over the pan, no big bubbles on the end

To call my cell phone: Just seeing his name pop up when my cell phone rings and I'm smiling

To find what the smell is in fridge and remove it

To read instructions and tell me how to do it, he's an instruction reader, if it doesn't have pictures, I'm lost

To be here at night - when he's home nothing bothers me - when he's away, I start seeing and hearing things

To give me a reason to love some other human being so completely

To be there, to bear witness to my life

[RustyAngeL]

Your husband can acctually clean up vomit? Boy mine can't. That is my department when our dog is sick. He is my spider killer however. A few years back I went into our bathroom and turned on the light. I saw something out of the corner of my eye and looked to my right. Up on the wall was a wolf spider. I almost had heart failure. This thing was big enough to slap a saddle on. He took care of it with no problem. If I had been alone there would have been a "For Sale" sign up that night.

I need him to keep me warm on cold winter nights.

I need him to keep reminding me which way is north, south, east, west. I have no sense of direction.

I need him to do my math for me.

I need him just because I consider him a gift from God and would not want to go on without him.

[Guest Biblicist]

I need my husband. . .

to see in me what I will not.

to show me the love of Christ.

to lead me in the path of righteousness.

to love me in spite of who I am.

to make my life worth living.

to be a father to our children.

to say "no", even when I pressure him to say "yes".

to forgive me.