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Train your bird to talk??????

para mi?

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...but my birds sent a thousand dollars to a person who said he could talk if he only had faith and a few dollars.

If it doesn't work....maybe I should send a few more?

:D

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Train your bird to talk??????

para mi?

Gracious senior

...but my birds sent a thousand dollars to a person who said he could talk if he only had faith and a few dollars.

If it doesn't work....maybe I should send a few more?

:D

That's what ya get for sending money to Rev. Creflo Birdsong!!!! He promised me that my dog could talk if I had enough faith and a love offering. Well, I recently made some progress on that front, though. I asked the dog what he was good for and he said nothing!!! :D:D

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now that is funny :D


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mjohn and His son:

would you prove your faith by sending me a check for a thousand dollars or your very best possible love gift over that? I can accept credit cards if you don't have that much right now....

Uh, now who do I make that check out to? How much will I get back from the Lord?

Hmmm...better than the stock market and sure as heck better than CD's.

Sorry...just couldn't resist....


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Hey God-man...

I think I know those folks! :t2: :suspect:

Well, you just aded the TRASHMAN to my list of people to watch! :t2:

Ya know Beau, I like your style.

Bless you,

Wayne

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God-man. Was that the trash-man in El Myra the one with all those weird tattoos and peircings that whose wife left him for the high school principal who they say is a closet cross dresser?

That's the one! :oww: :t2:

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-The point I am making (and most outraged answers prove I am too close for comfort), is that many if not most people I know that talk against B.Hinn, do so because they are horrified at the thought of a preacher that has money.

-THAT is ONE of THE MOST VILE--INSIPID-OUTRAGEOUS-IGNORANT-STATEMENTS

-ever stated or heard--& there is only ONE answer fer sech iggy-no--rancepiehit.gifahhh-who said dr,pepper is tha pause that refreshes? :oww: so ThaRrtongue2.gifnyyyy-nyyy--nyyyy

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I will not Judge Benny Hinn

God knows his heart..his motives and his ministry.

If Benny is false...then God will deal with him

If benny is true..the PTL...God is faithfull in his healing.

God bless you in all that you do :hug:


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Pastor Benny Hinn's life, as he faithfully follows the leading of the Holy Spirit, has proven to be one of a man who dearly loves the Lord, Jesus Christ. The Lord has given him a vision for a lost and dying world and millions are coming to Christ because he said yes to the Lord. His humility is a blessing. It is easy to see that he has counted the cost and said yes. He has crusade after crusade and the Lord is giving him the strength to keep going. If you really want to say something about this brother in the Lord, ask the Father to give him strength for each new day and watch over him as he travels to sometimes dangerous places. Pray the Lord will prepare the hearts of those who will be coming to his crusades who do not yet know Jesus as Lord. And, pray the Father continue to use him to minister healing to those in need. You see, although we can all lay hands on the sick and pray for them to be healed, not all of us have a special, anointed gift of healing. Pastor Benny could use our prayers to hold him up, like Moses needed people to hold up his arms. As could all the Pastors in our own churches.

When is the last time the Lord used any of us to reach millions?


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When is the last time the Lord used any of us to reach millions?

Mt 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, lord, have we not in thy name prophesied? and in thy name cast out demons? and in thy name done many mighty things?

Mt 7:23 and then I will acknowledge to them, that -- I never knew you, depart from me ye who are working lawlessness. Young Version

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