Moderator Control Panel

[Ovedya]

I'll never forget the day that George called me on the phone and asked me if I'd like to become a moderator on Worthyforums. It was a Wednesday, as I recall, a nice warm summer day. I had been on the boards for quite a while, so I knew pretty much how things worked. I was pretty sure I would accept George's offer right then and there, but he advised that I pray about it first, and he would get back to me. So I did, and I accepted the offer anyway. Well little did I know what I was in for!

A couple of days went by and I had not yet received any change to my user status - I was not able to moderate. I started to worry. Late one afternoon a man came with a delivery for me. It was a huge box, the size of a refrigerator! I looked at the shipping label to find out who it was from. Lo and behold it was from Baltimore Maryland - from George! So I opened the box, unpacked all of the stuffing, and before my very eyes sat an enormous contraption which looked like one of those huge video games you see at the arcades. I quickly picked up the phone and dialed George's number.

"What's this thing siting in my office?" I asked.

"Oh good, it came then?" George said.

"What do you mean, it came? What is it?

"It is your control panel for moderating the boards," came the reply.

"How am I supposed to hook it up? What are all these buttons for? Where's the instruction manual?

"Relax" said George, "You'll figure it out. I trust you, bro. Look, I gotta go now. Take care!" *click*

I was dumbfounded. What was I supposed to do with this thing???

Well, after a couple of hours I got it all figured out - and without an instruction manual to boot. And after only a few months I got all the bugs worked out.

....Now I'm just waiting for the upgrade!

[Click] - Moderator Control Panel.

[Gerioke]

Are you serious?

[Ovedya]

Are you serious?      

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Just ask any of the other mods.

[keslc]

Lol!!

[Trinity]

Ah, Its all truth! I can't believe it either, but thats the old system, now there as big as a laptop!

[ayin jade]

That big red button is impressive Beau.

You should see what the chat admin panel is like lol. (I have lights on mine.)

[Guest Fluffy the Cactus]

See my 'Evil Overlord' Post for instructions on how to use the Red Button!

???

[traveller]

Uh, Beau - you should have received your upgrade months ago. The rest of us did.

[ayin jade]

Traveller, would that be the Banmaster 2005?

[Matthitjah]

Beau,

George actually said I could use the Old Asteroids stand up in my office. The control panel is quite similar.

Thing is sometimes when I go to ban? These big rocks come floating by my little ship??????

ROTFL.

I have not laughed so hard in some time. ROTFL.

Peace,

Dave