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Yup - found it there in the Bible evidence that God hates guitars.

He said: "Fret not."

:thumbsup: Gotcha!

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That was really BAD!

About as bad as saying that Gods name is Andy.

"Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me,Andy tells me I am His own"


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What's sad is, some people actually do believe this about drums (rhythms) and they aren't even joking! :thumbsup:


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Even though I am not an american and don't get the laugh of this joke I have something to say!

PS 33:2 Praise the LORD with harp: sing unto him with the psaltery and an instrument of ten strings.

PS 92:3 Upon an instrument of ten strings, and upon the psaltery; upon the harp with a solemn sound.

PS 144:9 I will sing a new song unto thee, O God: upon a psaltery and an instrument of ten strings will I sing praises unto thee.

PS 150:4 Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.

The Dance one is just the icing on the cake.

Love Suzana :thumbsup: .


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Deanna,

Go stick your nose in the corner for insulting this bluegrass guitarist! :thumbsup: And besides, Gerioke and I know what God really hates-BAGPIPES! :thumbsup:


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My husband whose name is andy, by the way, and plays the guitar :thumbsup: thought it was really funny.. :thumbsup:


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hahahaha! :th_praying:

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Why would God allow for the person who invented a guitar yo invent it if He hates guitars???


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Even though I am not an american and don't get the laugh of this joke . . .

A fret is "a small bar of metal across the fingerboard of a guitar; when the string is stopped by a finger at the metal bar it will produce a note of the desired pitch."

It's also a word synonymous to worry.

The joke is a pun - "A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words."

Go stick your nose in the corner for insulting this bluegrass guitarist!

Awe - c'mon, Ron - it was funny!

I presented it as I heard it; not knowing it was a joke gives the punchline an added kick. :th_praying:

Why would God allow for the person who invented a guitar yo invent it if He hates guitars???

See the above - it's a joke. :wub:

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