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Now y'all are just pickin' on MG needlessly. I would postulate that she, in her entire driving history, has not had ONE single ticket....and likely no accidents either...:D

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as a single dude, I want to make sure all available dames are aware I'm on the market! :kiss2:

Methinks you are far too young for me, sire....

METHINKS you are far too normal for him, anita. Imagine eating creamed corn three times a day. :whistling:

I beg to differ, my friend---remember I am ABNORMAL....I would likely enjoy eating creamed corn at every meal...as long as he doesn't mix it with grits (ewwww)!

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as a single dude, I want to make sure all available dames are aware I'm on the market! :kiss2:

Methinks you are far too young for me, sire....

Well, as your language is from the 18th century - perhaps! :laugh:

BUT, age really doesn't have much to do with it. You're still spry enough to cook and clean aren't ya? :whistling:

I can cook, clean, and produce children. I can also earn a living as a CNA....

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as a single dude, I want to make sure all available dames are aware I'm on the market! :kiss2:

Methinks you are far too young for me, sire....

Well, as your language is from the 18th century - perhaps! :laugh:

BUT, age really doesn't have much to do with it. You're still spry enough to cook and clean aren't ya? :whistling:

I can cook, clean, and produce children. I can also earn a living as a CNA....

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,

Make me a match,

Find me a find,

catch me a catch

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Look through your book,

And make me a perfect match..............

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Now y'all are just pickin' on MG needlessly. I would postulate that she, in her entire driving history, has not had ONE single ticket....and likely no accidents either...:D

Now maybe you would like to put a few grasshoppers and wild honey on that postulate... :o

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as a single dude, I want to make sure all available dames are aware I'm on the market! :kiss2:

Methinks you are far too young for me, sire....

Well, as your language is from the 18th century - perhaps! :laugh:

BUT, age really doesn't have much to do with it. You're still spry enough to cook and clean aren't ya? :whistling:

I can cook, clean, and produce children. I can also earn a living as a CNA....

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,

Make me a match,

Find me a find,

catch me a catch

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Look through your book,

And make me a perfect match..............

and we all know the outcome of the matchmakers efforts in that film :taped::taped::taped::taped:

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Now y'all are just pickin' on MG needlessly. I would postulate that she, in her entire driving history, has not had ONE single ticket....and likely no accidents either...:D

Okay, so did she get multiple tickets at the same time? Has she had two, three, maybe FOUR tickets? :P

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Now y'all are just pickin' on MG needlessly. I would postulate that she, in her entire driving history, has not had ONE single ticket....and likely no accidents either...:D

No tickets, but I was hit three times in four years between 2002 and 2006, one car totaled and a broken leg. I seriously thought I was going to die. This was just after I was saved so I know WHO was behind all that; I also know no vehicle can dent unshakeable faith. :) Oh, but they DO pick on me mercilessly. :whistling:

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and to box your ears for you :whistling::whistling::whistling:

:dance:

And remind me when/if I go back to Texas to watch out for MorningGlory's driving!!!! :21:

:59_59: + MG = :runforhills:

:24::24::24:

I want to know what that exploding Boston Cream Pie is a symbol for......oh, now I'm hungry!

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