That feeling after visiting the toilet

[LisaLola]

6 minutes ago, Debp said:

I think some owls can be quite large.   They might try to catch a small cat or kitten. @LisaLola

Wow, I never knew that, thanks for sharing that information Sis, xoxox

[kwikphilly]

1 hour ago, LisaLola said:

Wow, I never knew that, thanks for sharing that information Sis, xoxox

Yep- Owls are carnivores,they only eat meat

Most smaller ones mainly eat insects- bigger ones ( like a Barn Owl) eat mice,rats,Shrews and really big ones will hunt rabbits,ducks , smaller young fox and yes- even young kitties

And incredibly some eat fish!

Wow,huh?- like a hawk or an eagle

[LisaLola]

3 minutes ago, kwikphilly said:

Yep- Owls are carnivores,they only eat meat

Most smaller ones mainly eat insects- bigger ones ( like a Barn Owl) eat mice,rats,Shrews and really big ones will hunt rabbits,ducks , smaller young fox and yes- even young kitties

And incredibly some eat fish!

Wow,huh?- like a hawk or an eagle

Wow indeed...I never knew any of that..thanks for sharing Sis,xoxox

[kwikphilly]

Do you know what an owl with a sore throat is called?

A bird that doesn't give a HOOT!

Here's one for ya-

What's a UK owl called?

A teatOWL!

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[ladypeartree]

I think that one belongs to the groan thread  lol

[kwikphilly]

24 minutes ago, ladypeartree said:

I think that one belongs to the groan thread  lol

There's M'Lady!

Where's the groan thread? I want to hear jokes that give us a groan!

[ladypeartree]

Look in the humour section and be prepared to groan a lot 

[other one]

6 hours ago, LisaLola said:

I’m surprised she hasn’t eaten you yet Mr Owl!...hehehehe,xoxoxo

edit to add @Debp..Sis would a cat attack an Owl, I think @kwikphilly would be able to answer this question as well,xoxox

Actually, owls kill cats around here.  Owls are viscus killers.  They see exceptionally well in the dark and their wing tips have funny feathers on them so they can fly silently and strike with no warning.    I witnessed an owl attacking my uncle one night while hauling hay, and it took about 30 stitches to close up the talon tears on his shoulders and the bites on his ear and head.   We are mean.

But that's not the reason for my avatar.   That is a picture I took myself at a state park where the pretty thing was kept.  He had broken a wing and could not fend for himself but was being taken care of by the state park.  He looked like he was still enjoying life and touched my heart.

[enoob57]

19 minutes ago, ladypeartree said:

Look in the humour section and be prepared to groan a lot 

yeah don't direct them to the enoob is last thread... word might get out 

[LisaLola]

3 minutes ago, other one said:

Actually, owls kill cats around here.  Owls are viscus killers.  They see exceptionally well in the dark and their wing tips have funny feathers on them so they can fly silently and strike with no warning.    I witnessed an owl attacking my uncle one night while hauling hay, and it took about 30 stitches to close up the talon tears on his shoulders and the bites on his ear and head.   We are mean.

But that's not the reason for my avatar.   That is a picture I took myself at a state park where the pretty thing was kept.  He had broken a wing and could not fend for himself but was being taken care of by the state park.  He looked like he was still enjoying life and touched my heart.

We have owls here, there is one here in a field next to my house, ...it perches on a tree and can you believe, communicates with another owl, that sounds to be miles away, I would love to know what they are saying to each other.