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Fortunately, I am currently marketing an aerosol spray can of "Leonard's Amazing Comet Deflector" which is 100% GUARANTEED to keep you from being hit by a comet.

If you use your spray, and the world still gets hit by a comet, wiping out all life on the planet, we will cheerfully refund your money!!!

Get yours today! Send $8.95 plus $1.85 shipping and handling to www.ripoff.gouge.......

Are you crazy?!? Don't you know what aerosols do to the ozone layer!!

By the way, could this stuff be used on annoying boys? ;)

Good question Tess...............they definitely need to come out with a spray for them! ;)

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Snow . . . please be careful what you read. This comet threat is not a real threat at all - although close as far as comets go, it will still pass by the Earth from a farther distance than the Moon is to us.

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Fortunately, I am currently marketing an aerosol spray can of "Leonard's Amazing Comet Deflector" which is 100% GUARANTEED to keep you from being hit by a comet.

If you use your spray, and the world still gets hit by a comet, wiping out all life on the planet, we will cheerfully refund your money!!!

Get yours today! Send $8.95 plus $1.85 shipping and handling to www.ripoff.gouge.......

hehehe hehehe hahaha this is funny. Good to know Christians can still have a sense of humor.

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Snow . . . please be careful what you read. This comet threat is not a real threat at all - although close as far as comets go, it will still pass by the Earth from a farther distance than the Moon is to us.

nebula - I am careful of what I read. A couple of years ago, I was driving home after picking up my daughter from her job. It was about 12:14 am, when we looked into the western sky and watched a piece of a comet fall from the heavens.

At first it looked like the moon was falling out of the sky. :) Then it broke into a large firey tail.

I wasn't in it's lie. Hopefully, :thumbsup: no one else was, either. A little piece can cause damage. So I believe it is good to know about these happenings.

Quoting you, "This comet threat is not a real threat at all -" :thumbsup: I disagree!

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Many years ago, I saw a fireball. It sounds like what you are describing. It was a basketball sized meteorite that fell onto the earth. I saw it in Arizona. It landed in a Houston landfill. About the size of the moon in appearance and trailing fire. It didnt harm anyone. It didnt cause any harm. It was cool to see. A meteorite is not a comet.

Have big ones hit the earth before? Oh you bet! Look at Barringer Meteor Crater in Arizona for what can happen. It will happen when He allows it to.


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A couple of years ago, I was driving home after picking up my daughter from her job. It was about 12:14 am, when we looked into the western sky and watched a piece of a comet fall from the heavens.

At first it looked like the moon was falling out of the sky. :P Then it broke into a large firey tail.

Way cool! :cool:

Wish I could have seen it.

I wasn't in it's lie. Hopefully, :24: no one else was, either.

If it wasn't on the news - then probably not.

A little piece can cause damage. So I believe it is good to know about these happenings.

Sure, but they are quite rare.

Quoting you, "This comet threat is not a real threat at all -" :huh: I disagree!

Why? Do you have evidence that a comet is going to hit the Earth sometime soon?

A couple of weeks ago, I heard about a "comet scare" going around, but the actual calculations show it is not going to be a threat at all.


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Warning: I'm about to be a wet blanket. :P

I typed out a clever retort and was about to hit "Add Reply" when I was convicted.

Snow4jc was trying to be thoughtful and share some interesting info and he/she was made a mockery of.

Now, I admit that I can tend to be too sensitive sometimes, so maybe I'm wrong. But if it was me, I'd feel insulted and ridiculed. But that's just me. :24:

Anyway, sorry for being a wet blanket. :cool:

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Warning: I'm about to be a wet blanket. :24:

I typed out a clever retort and was about to hit "Add Reply" when I was convicted.

Snow4jc was trying to be thoughtful and share some interesting info and he/she was made a mockery of.

:cool:

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that happens a lot here Fiosh....... and it shouldn't


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Fiosh,

You are absolutely correct.

I love humor but in some instances, it is inappropriate.


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A couple of years ago, I was driving home after picking up my daughter from her job. It was about 12:14 am, when we looked into the western sky and watched a piece of a comet fall from the heavens.

At first it looked like the moon was falling out of the sky. :P Then it broke into a large firey tail.

Way cool! :cool:

Wish I could have seen it.

I wasn't in it's lie. Hopefully, :24: no one else was, either.

If it wasn't on the news - then probably not.

A little piece can cause damage. So I believe it is good to know about these happenings.

Sure, but they are quite rare.

Quoting you, "This comet threat is not a real threat at all -" :huh: I disagree!

Why? Do you have evidence that a comet is going to hit the Earth sometime soon?

A couple of weeks ago, I heard about a "comet scare" going around, but the actual calculations show it is not going to be a threat at all.

Actually it was on the news here in our area. The control tower at The Gerald Ford airport, watched the whole thing. They recorded all the facts they saw.

Doesn't the Book of Revelations say something about flying things shooting thru the skies?

I don't need evidence to believe that it is possible. All things are possible with G-D.

Snow4JC

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