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I think that should be kari............................... :noidea:

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I think that should be kari............................... :emot-highfive:

I should be banned? Hmmmm, you've been gettin' awful lippy lately, girly! I think you are just beggin' for an attitude adjustment!

*Kari cracks her knuckles*

Attitude Adjustment

Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was profanity; those that weren't profanity were, to say the least, rude.

Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words and playing soft music, anything she could think of. Nothing worked.

She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird became even madder and ruder. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.

For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming. Then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm. Perfectly calm, the parrot said, "I am very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior, and I am sure it will never happen again."

Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"


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Wow kari, I'm really sad that your owner trained you that way, but, drastic times call for drastic measures!


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There's a band at worthy?

Great!!

Is it a brass band?..........or a Rock band?

Should I reach for my popcorn?? :whistling:


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Yes, there is a band at Worthy, and kari is the lead singer!


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Yes, there is a band at Worthy, and kari is the lead screecher!

Mmmmmm...........right..............

I wonder if there's anything good on TV tonight?...................


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Yes, there is a band at Worthy, and kari is the lead screecher!

Mmmmmm...........right..............

I wonder if there's anything good on TV tonight?...................

:whistling::whistling:


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kari I have very odd hours as well. The problem occurs when my seven year old is home and I need to change my hours..Then it sometimes is good and other times I cannot get up.

Also I do want people to know this bit of info.

When on the computer your braine registers the time as daytime... it is the light.

Matt - so you got the best of both worlds..Lol

Ghosty and I talk.. there has been no revelation of why he was banned due to the fact neither wants to discuss it. He misses everybody and knows with understanding why he is no longer on board from what He has told me...

Ghosty is banned? WHY?????

Bring him back!!!!

Hey Kari,

Ghosty told me the day he was banned and I've talked to an admin or two (of course, due to privacy could'nt tell me much) but there were obviously some good reasons for it even though I don't know what they were.... I miss him too, but I think the admins know what they are doing.... :whistling:


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I've been here for a long time, and though I don't post activally like I used to I do read a lot. I've seen how patient the Mods are here and I would say that they do a really good job.....

I could throw in a couple of good funny's about Ted here, but it's too serious a question to do that..... maybe. I'll have to think about it. :whistling:


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I've been here for a long time, and though I don't post activally like I used to I do read a lot. I've seen how patient the Mods are here and I would say that they do a really good job.....

I could throw in a couple of good funny's about Ted here, but it's too serious a question to do that..... maybe. I'll have to think about it. :whistling:

How about we make a deal.. don't tell Ted I still have his cookies :cool:

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