time for silly

[Guest TubaPrincess]

Denial is not a river in Egypt

When you're naked pray for Hippies! <--I really like this one.. well.. mainly because I think anytime is a good time to pray for Hippies..

[hmh]

This car's insured by Smith & Wesson

Terrorist hunting permit #91101

Support wildlife - Throw a party!

My other car is an M1 tank

[seraph]

I just saw this one on my way home today:

FIRST IRAQ

THEN CHIRAC

[Work in Progress]

My all time favorite - "My other car is a broom"

My husband got me one last Christmas (in my stocking) that says: "Don't make me get my flying monkeys!" I loved it. Too funny.

[Work in Progress]

I just saw this one on my way home today:

FIRST IRAQ

THEN CHIRAC

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Amen to that!

[Cherub_Rocket]

I saw this one at the college yesterday:

"In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned!"

It was refreshing to see it at a college dominated by unbelievers.

As for a political one, I also saw this one a couple weeks ago:

"Gun control means using both hands."

[ray]

26 Beautiful One-liners

1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.

6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.

9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

11. The church is prayer-conditioned.

12. When God ordains, He sustains.

13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21. He who angers you controls you.

22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.

25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

Now take 60 seconds and give this a shot! Let's just see if Satan stops this one. All you do is:

1. Simply say a small prayer for the person who sent you this, e.g. LORD, God, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day....)

2. Then forward to five relatives/friends. Within hours five people would have prayed for you, and you would have caused a multitude of people to pray to God for other people.

Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing that you know He loves.

What we do in life echoes in eternity....

[Guest hubertdorm]

Hey Drew,, what kind of car is that?

[dgolvach]

No Jesus? No peace! Know Jesus? Know Peace!

[IreneM]

saw this the other day

I have a gun and work for the post office

any questions ???

IreneM