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Hey Ovedya! You can...........edit.........

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Bro. Beau,

Maybe George will send you the super-deluxe model with the 8-track player on it next!


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Hey Ovedya!  You can...........edit.........

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Yeah, but mine look different.... :)


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Bro. Beau,

Maybe George will send you the super-deluxe model with the 8-track player on it next!

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Oh...that would be perfect. Then I could play that old "Abba's Greatest Hits" tape. :)


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Rumor has it there's a model out there that requires two keys to be inserted and turned simultaneously. What would be the reason for that? :whistling::blink:


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Rumor has it there's a model out there that requires two keys to be inserted and turned simultaneously.  What would be the reason for that?  :whistling:  :blink:

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That one's for Ted


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Ovedya, I have been studying your photo and gleaning what I could from your other posts on the Control Panel.

Disregarding all copyright laws I believe I have been able to


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I'll never forget the day that George called me on the phone and asked me if I'd like to become a moderator on Worthyforums.  It was a Wednesday, as I recall, a nice warm summer day.  I had been on the boards for quite a while, so I knew pretty much how things worked.  I was pretty sure I would accept George's offer right then and there, but he advised that I pray about it first, and he would get back to me.  So I did, and I accepted the offer anyway.  Well little did I know what I was in for! 

A couple of days went by and I had not yet received any change to my user status - I was not able to moderate.  I started to worry.  Late one afternoon a man came with a delivery for me.  It was a huge box, the size of a refrigerator! I looked at the shipping label to find out who it was from.  Lo and behold it was from Baltimore Maryland - from George!  So I opened the box, unpacked all of the stuffing, and before my very eyes sat an enormous contraption which looked like one of those huge video games you see at the arcades.  I quickly picked up the phone and dialed George's number. 

"What's this thing siting in my office?" I asked. 

"Oh good, it came then?"  George said.

"What do you mean, it came?  What is it?

"It is your control panel for moderating the boards," came the reply.

"How am I supposed to hook it up?  What are all these buttons for?  Where's the instruction manual?

"Relax" said George, "You'll figure it out.  I trust you, bro.  Look, I gotta go now.  Take care!" *click*

I was dumbfounded.  What was I supposed to do with this thing???

Well, after a couple of hours I got it all figured out - and without an instruction manual to boot.  And after only a few months I got all the bugs worked out.

....Now I'm just waiting for the upgrade!

[Click] - Moderator Control Panel.

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OVEDYA....... How on earth do you come up with such things !!!

You are a Christian Comic !!!

I told you that before...

And a Brilliant one and that.

This is the FUNNIEST thing ever on here. :P:P:P:24::24::24:

WE LOVE YA! ...... :thumbsup:

LOVE and PEACE to everyone, :emot-hug:

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