Where are the real men?

[RGR]

* Real men don't have a thing to do with the decorum of the bathroom.

* Real men never go into such places as "Bath & Body Works". In fact, it's a deduction of cool points if you go to any store in the mall besides the tool section of Sears.

Real good, Ted. But, a real man would, if I needed him to, go into a Victoria Secrets store and make a purchase for me, without looking at the posters.

We are talking about straight men right?

I don't want to go off in a bad direction here as it would be sad for a Worthy Watchman to get in trouble, but I think the general thought is this: if a guy is going into Victoria's Secrets to shop for their wife, it is actually for themselves that they're shopping!

[sierra21]

How about arranging a "Worthy Boards" trip to texas? (Women only though, the men can go to Washington DC because I read that there is a gross shortage of men in Washington DC).

It would be better than a "UK get together" (who wants to go to UK, the men wear long shorts and socks with sandals, and speak funny).

OH MY GOSH- that would be so much fun! I seriously think we should organize a single womans retreat down there...of course theres no harm in seeing if one or two of us could get snagged!!! We should really do this! I'm officially putting my name down.

[Smalcald]

What is a real man? I guess the answer is different to all of us. I think a real man is one who can mix concrete and hammer in nails properly and understands how a sewerage system works and how electrical things work and can fix them if they break down.

Okay, I guess I'm a "real man" since I can do all those things.

I can use the phone to call somebody who knows how to fix those things, does that count? Well I do know how to build some things and can do concrete, but electrical forget about it.

The problem you may run into marnie is that you sound like an educated professional woman. Most of the men who I know who like to hunt, fish, are good with their hands and are polite, well they have no interest in being with a women who has a higher earning potential than they do and want a women who would stay at home and take care of the kids and home or maybe make some money on the side, but not a career that would rival theirs, it

[ted]

Real good, Ted. But, a real man would, if I needed him to, go into a Victoria Secrets store and make a purchase for me, without looking at the posters.

Real men would not be bothered by the posters. They'd be too busy looking at the staff.....

t.

Yeah, but I have a feeling Marnie might drag you out by the ear if she caught you looking at the staff! Besides if a guy were married to Marnie, what business would he have looking at the staff?

Actually, using the scenario as stated by Marnie, the man would be in there by himself and she would be elsewhere. Therefore, there would be no danger of being removed via the audio-sensory devices.

As for why said man would be looking at the staff, it would be to ensure that he is not looking at the posters, naturally, thereby ensuring complete compliance with expected behavior and all implied marital regulations.

No blood, no foul.

Problem solved.

t.

[systemstrike_7]

Real good, Ted. But, a real man would, if I needed him to, go into a Victoria Secrets store and make a purchase for me, without looking at the posters.

Real men would not be bothered by the posters. They'd be too busy looking at the staff.....

t.

Yeah, but I have a feeling Marnie might drag you out by the ear if she caught you looking at the staff! Besides if a guy were married to Marnie, what business would he have looking at the staff?

Actually, using the scenario as stated by Marnie, the man would be in there by himself and she would be elsewhere. Therefore, there would be no danger of being removed via the audio-sensory devices.

As for why said man would be looking at the staff, it would be to ensure that he is not looking at the posters, naturally, thereby ensuring complete compliance with expected behavior and all implied marital regulations.

No blood, no foul.

Problem solved.

t.

This is good...I'm writing it down.

[Bolts]

Real good, Ted. But, a real man would, if I needed him to, go into a Victoria Secrets store and make a purchase for me, without looking at the posters.

Real men would not be bothered by the posters. They'd be too busy looking at the staff.....

t.

Yeah, but I have a feeling Marnie might drag you out by the ear if she caught you looking at the staff! Besides if a guy were married to Marnie, what business would he have looking at the staff?

Actually, using the scenario as stated by Marnie, the man would be in there by himself and she would be elsewhere. Therefore, there would be no danger of being removed via the audio-sensory devices.

As for why said man would be looking at the staff, it would be to ensure that he is not looking at the posters, naturally, thereby ensuring complete compliance with expected behavior and all implied marital regulations.

No blood, no foul.

Problem solved.

t.

To even things up a bit - if said MaN were to ask Marnie to go down to the baseball changing room sheds to pick up his SocKs, then Marnie would do so and keep her eyes on said socks and not the guys in there

[nebula]

i am a man but i can change if i have to i guess

That was too perfect!

Now pass the duct tape!

[Floatingaxe]

Real good, Ted. But, a real man would, if I needed him to, go into a Victoria Secrets store and make a purchase for me, without looking at the posters.

Real men would not be bothered by the posters. They'd be too busy looking at the staff.....

t.

Yeah, but I have a feeling Marnie might drag you out by the ear if she caught you looking at the staff! Besides if a guy were married to Marnie, what business would he have looking at the staff?

Actually, using the scenario as stated by Marnie, the man would be in there by himself and she would be elsewhere. Therefore, there would be no danger of being removed via the audio-sensory devices.

As for why said man would be looking at the staff, it would be to ensure that he is not looking at the posters, naturally, thereby ensuring complete compliance with expected behavior and all implied marital regulations.

No blood, no foul.

Problem solved.

t.

Hahahaha I thought ted said he's be too busy looking at the "stuff"!!!!!!!!

[nebula]

I don't want to go off in a bad direction here as it would be sad for a Worthy Watchman to get in trouble, but I think the general thought is this: if a guy is going into Victoria's Secrets to shop for their wife, it is actually for themselves that they're shopping!

[mrs]

What is a real man? I guess the answer is different to all of us. I think a real man is one who can mix concrete and hammer in nails properly and understands how a sewerage system works and how electrical things work and can fix them if they break down.

Okay, I guess I'm a "real man" since I can do all those things.

I can use the phone to call somebody who knows how to fix those things, does that count? Well I do know how to build some things and can do concrete, but electrical forget about it.

The problem you may run into marnie is that you sound like an educated professional woman. Most of the men who I know who like to hunt, fish, are good with their hands and are polite, well they have no interest in being with a women who has a higher earning potential than they do and want a women who would stay at home and take care of the kids and home or maybe make some money on the side, but not a career that would rival theirs, it